To congratulate *Clumsy* for having such a spectacular introduction to mumsnet

[Shaky]

Well done Clumsy, you have kept most of MN on the edge of their seats all day. Quite a result for a newbie! Congatulations!!!

[mamij]

Tidddle you've just about summed it up right.

I was lurking all day too! Waiting for coffee's response, then clumsy appeared. The all threads disappears [wails!].

[greenplastictrees]

Not Barry and the T Rex - that had me in stitches!

[CockyPants]

You missed Barry and the T Rex too then....

[BloominMarvellous]

I got my hope up seeing this in active convos, l hope we find out the truth on sunday

[longjane]

i just though this thread thinking what have missed what I missed
then
I worked out today was fri and i missed nothing ......

[BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability]

Shamelessly marking place and therefore ensuring thread will go poof within minutes

[VivaLeBeaver]

Is there an update yet??

[Shaky]

I have to say that this is unashamedly a Fred about a Fred about a Fred, but I have been impressed and I can't wait to find out what happens next.

Again, congrats to Clumsy, you are famous already

[mumnosbest]

Grea debut and 2 deleted freds in 48 hrs! Do we have a MN book of records?

[DreamySleepyNightySnoozySnooze]

I sent Dh several texts updating him on the Coffee/Clumsy saga as it unfolded. He found "Why don't you just kick her in the clunge" especially amusing.

[SushiPaws]

Marking my place for an update.

[Rachog]

I wasted a whole day on the threads. Will be watching with baited breath.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Best debut ever.

[Moominsarescary]

Thread about a thread and troll hunting

[TheCatIsEatingIt]

OK, so the update thread's gone now. What happened there?

[SauvignonBlanche]

Aww, I was dying to know what happened.

[lionheart]

She does have a point but it was late and she was running out of gin and thinking about chocolate, so it doesn't really count as a cold light of day fred deletion.

[QueenofNightmares]

The other was deleted because Olivia is a party pooper well she said that MN felt it was a situation better sorted in real life but everyone disagreed and took the hump with her.

[lionheart]

pss ... isn't this a fred about a fred about a fred ...

[Dillydollydaydream]

There's a thread in aibu. Apparently Clumsy I throwing her own party for her dd?

[diddl]

Why was the other deleted?

Well I´m glad it was sorted out & hope both parties go OK.

Although the other mum imo deserves not to have a bouncy castle & entertainer show up I hope that that doesn´t happen for the kid´s sakes.

But really, if you were having a joint party & the other mum booked such stuff through relatives-why would you start to ignore them & risk that stuff being cancelled??

Hope it´s not to do with illness or some family emergency on the part of the other mum.

[TheOneWithTheHair]

Welcome Clumsy if you're reading this. Good luck at the gates this morning if you're reading this. :)

[CanIHaveAPetGiraffePlease]

Oh I'd love to have seen the 'other' side. Do we know if she turned up with cake or not?

[AViewfromtheFridge]

Aaaahh...I saw those two threads and thought it was just one of those weird thread juxtapositions, so didn't bother clicking. Dammit!

[Frontpaw]

There's a Radio 4 play in this! Most amusing (even if I'm not 100% convinced that it's true!)