You are not helping the homesickness usual!
mother - whatever. They just bowl it all up so it's easier to pop in a bag quickly, no need to weigh out. Do they not do that where you are? I thought it was pretty standard, I'm just hearing a nice accent in my head calling it out.
I would really like to go now and buy some of those huge bunches of thyme from the stall with all the Afro-Carribean stuff, and some of those weird bumpy cucumbers for DH, and probably at this time of year pomegranates reasonably cheap, and lots of russett apples.
My smug get of a mother was cooking pheasant from the game market last weekend, it's bloody £6 quid in sainsbury's!