To mention the shopping during sex?

[motherfluckingquiche]

Yeah. I was thinking about the shopping list and casually said, "oh, mustn't forget that we need more matches"!

Please tell me I'm not the only one???

I once squeezed a spot on my eyebrow. He didn't notice. Last time we were at it DH said 'do you want to make DS an advent calendar?' I think that's on a par with the matches.