To mention the shopping during sex?

[motherfluckingquiche]

Yeah. I was thinking about the shopping list and casually said, "oh, mustn't forget that we need more matches"!

Please tell me I'm not the only one???

oh, I can

You cruel heartless woman

Really?!

I struggle to form thoughts never mind word/whole sentences.

I did once accidentally laugh in an ex boyfriends face mid kiss because I was thinking about something else. That was funny. He was a rubbish kisser.

It's rather, er, lacking in passion, iyswim.

Kind of suggests you aren't very engrossed in the Act.

Bahahaha!!!

Yanbu but then I am known for stopping half way through because I can't concentrate on the task at hand and admitting to being bored

You've admitted it?!

I'm sure we've all pretended to enjoy it so that it ends faster, but admitting it? That makes my match mention look passionate

Onebad but how can you be bored?

I'm an eyes on the prize kind of girl. Once it's on,there's no stopping until I am...happy?

Yes. But only when I can see he's also beginning to think along similar lines

I pointed out DH had a bogey once when we were having sex.

He stopped, all hurt

Fair enough...

I did once have to shout "stop...stop...OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP"

Because I had cramp in my right hip. Honestly,the actual hip, worst pain I have ever felt (I've yet to have children). That was a passion killer.

Yes, there's nothing worse than finishing first and then having to wait for yonks to finish up and go to sleep/whip round asda/dust the lampshades

I get that regularly and it fucking hurts like a bitch.

Sex isn't fun when you clunk and click and ache like me. Luckily I have a very understanding man in my life!

I got cramp regularly while pregnant. God it's not been very successful recently I really must try harder. Not easy with a 9 week old. Just don't fancy it TBH!

Thinking about the shopping list takes my mind off all the faffing about.

9 weeks old?! Give yourself a break amother!

I know, I know...

My DP was just reading this thread over my shoulder and skrintching (I know this is not a real word) a rolled up magazine between clenched fists so I asked him what he was doing and he said 'That's all that's wrong with women today'.

Shame you didn't say "I need more Cooks"

At least you could've pretended he misheard the Cook bit :o

HA!

I once laughed at something on the TV mid shag with an exBF. He was really upset that I wasn't 100% focused on the sex. At least it wasn't as bad as

I've actually fallen asleep during sex once too which was bad as I was on top at the time . In my defense I was a drunk teenager and it was past my bedtime.

Haha! I can never focus on anything at a time either. I have been known to come out with similar things

Luckily DP is rather good at bringing my attention back to the matter in hand

Haha :o making me laugh. Especially "take my mind off all the ticklish pre-faffing about bit". When DH thinks he can get me in the mood (to be fair he usually can if he tries) but all I can think about is whether the rugby kit is packed. Funny how the same thing can sometimes be a real turn on and sometimes just... really irritating.. "Just get on with it!"

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