Forget Im a Celeb, MN intrigued from yesteryear is far more interesting...
Such intrigue
Such finger pointing
And Scottish Mum will probably turn up in a minute with one of her barmy Hiakus too.
The only DP I can think of is Dorothy Perkins. Did the shop for those no longer able to dress in Topshop without feeling old cause scandal on MN? 
Mind you, in 2008 I was dealing with a prem son who had been home for a week before Christmas and in the midst of an epic breakdown. If only I'd known, I may have been on MN and avoided the whole wailing and depression thing, I'd have been far too busy being hooked on the drama 