AIBU to put tights on my husband during the cold weather?

[TiggyD]

I don't actually have a husband so I'm just talking metaphysically here, but would it be unreasonable to send a husband to work in tights to keep him warm and snug? It would also act as a contraceptive by overheating his love-tadpoles.
Like I said, I'm talking meteorically, but I would worry about my husband walking to work and playing outside during breaktimes in such cold weather as what you get in the winter. I overheard somebody talking about a very painful sounding condition the other day called snowballs and I wouldn't want him to catch that.

AIBU? I believe lots of men already wear tights or ideally stockings to work presumably for the porpoise of warmth. Do your DHs?

DP wears a thermal onesie under his leathers/waterproofs in the winter for all day motorbiking

Lace tights or fishnets would probably trap the heat the best. A bit like wearing a string vest on his legs.

Could I ask a pedantic question about the small penis pouch?

Is it a small (relative say to total length of garment) pouch?

Or it is a pouch for a small penis? And how well do you know TiggyD?

YAbu, I would let him put his own on.

YABVU - why make a man wait until winter to wear tights?

Every day is tights day in our house. The denier changes as often as the weather. In fact I find sleeping is support stockings very soothing in my advancing years.

I was wondering that about the small penis pouch too, but I didn't want to lower the tone by asking about it. Glad somebody with a low enough tone came on to ask it. As it is for my non real husband I'd say he'd need a much bigger pouch. But not too big as it would give me a sore throat.

Moose knuckle is a male camel toe

I like those purple ones