To be loving the Liz Jone and India Knight Feud?

[Vagabond]

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2220669/Spouting-filth-s-VERY-strange-way-stick-free-speech.html

In which, middle class India Knight called la Liz everything under the sun on her nasty twitter diatribe of nonsense.

Schadenfreude, I know.

Don't worry, Sali isn't reading the thread anymore.

Yea right

Buppers, stand down you mad arse :o

Now then, ladies. Decorum ifyouplease.

Else I'll start talking about fecking Astral again

DO NOT MENTION ASTRAL

Don't be silly Pinny.

Sali signs off with Sali x. You are not allowed to get all bothered about a xer. Ever.

Luff Stratters x

Sali is a perfectly valid Welsh spelling.

Not that I'm defending the xing mind you.

Isn't the real issue just how much longer La Liz can go on making headlines and Mumsnet thread titles?

She's invading her own privacy more and more, which smacks of desperation and scraping the barrel (Next YOU column: My fanny exfoliation hell). Naturally, the next step down is attacking other people. In an oh-so-readable format, the catfight - catnip for her lady readership.

I can't see how L can keep up the hysterics for ever. Apart from anything else, she'll overdo it legally at some stage - expensive for Dacre - and she's getting on. I'm guessing she wants to retire in five years and is just getting paid for as many words as poss before then. I shouldn't think India plans to flog her guts out for much longer than that either.

I want some more lady columnists please. Ones that tell me about me better than I can. Or make me laff. Is Hadley Freeman a MN-etter? Something tells me no.... but I live in hope.

You can't defend the indefensible.

Arf, love the name jiz.

Maybe the Astral could help wif your liddle friend bups, anything give yet?

Ooh eck, whatsup Bups? Constipated or CuntWorms again? What is festering in you now, dearest?

Maybe they'll both spontaneously combust, and be replaced by journalists who can write.

This has taken such a surreal turn I'm wordless...

"Astral stings like a cornered columnist."

BeerTricks

Wow deletion city, only went to put the kettle on.

Oh great. Now it's just me wanging about about some dud face cream.

I am so cool

Why were those posts deleted?

Are we not allowed to point out that IK can and has been unpleasant and offensive when someone comes on here accusing us of being unpleasant?

What is going on?..

ThePathanKhansWitch So far away from civilisation that in my attempt to lick you for my maiden MN 'Arf' , the Internet drew back from these shores and froze.

I crocheted a new line connected back to find, 'Message deleted by Mumsnet for breaking our Talk Guidelines. Replies may also be deleted' for my post. Memory loss prevents me from recalling what I said...

Jiz'ing with delerium now, starting to collect these MN 'Firsts' in a special canvas bag.

SantasStrapOn for 'whiny' I read 'Whinny'.