AIBU to find certain cutesy shortening of words slightly vomit inducing

[mumsfretter]

when said in a cutsey voice by a grown adult.

For example narna instead of Banana..

Or ickle instead of little

You are narna. And have ickle imagination.

Aw hun!

Oh god, I hate ickle. And bokkle. And hospikal.

YANBU but I said 'nana' to DS in Sainsbury's today He is 2 but says 'banana' so I have no real excuse .

Yes.

And what's with the odd renaming of famous people? an initial and a bizarre shortening of their last name.

Stop it at once, whoever is responsible for this. It's stupid.

Tbh, I hate the lengtheninf of words more.
I give you:

Horsey
Donnies
Dumdums
Moocows.

did you also say soz sweetie to your DS slightlysuperior ?

Some of my sons mispronounced words have became common use though!

Next side instead of beside.

Eat-a-bix and Ibena

But I don't use them to normal people, just my people!

Bockie. Oh dear.

Yes I hate it. My mum says "strawbs" amongst other things

That is bottle, btw!

Oh no, bockle is awful.

I hate narna for two reasons. My 2yo daughter used to say banana and it changed thanks to nursery. But also, because there is nothing even close to an r in banana the way I say it (Scottish)!

Wtf is a bokkle?

The correct lengthening of the word cow is 'moohorn' he he

The word I get most irate about is 'mamma' on hippy parenting threads. I want to kill people over it.

chaos

or the over lengthening as a superlative

Absofuckinglutely with bells on....

No 'soz' from me. I do call him sweetheart though.

A bockle is a bottle.

I know someone who does that, and baby talk sentence structure and adds a lisp, too, bizarrely:

"Oooh Mummy thing a ickle thong " AAARRRGHHHHHHH :)

We say 'chup' and 'shrooms' Is that annoying?

sorry

"Ta" for "thank you".

Grrr.

WTF is chup? jamesbexley

benjalmummy

Noooooooooooooo adding a lisp. Really?