To get my do, put his lead on, gather up his things and drive him back to dogs trust!

[zombieplanmum]

Then leave the little slime ball there until he realises just how cushy he has it!!

Since i have had him he has destroyed 2 lap top chargers, two pairs of crocs, a pair of glasses that cost £160 and i couldnt afford to replace them, having to wear my old prescription, the final straw - the little bastard has just eaten my bed! MY side of the bed too, i can't afford to replace that either so i am going to have to just try and stuff all the wadding back inside and sew it back together. I have had the week from hell, today being the worst of it and then i come home to find out that dog #1 managed to open the bedroom door and bastard dog #2 was clearly having a fine old time of it in my abscence - we are talking 15 minutes while i did the school run

now of course i wouldn't dream of leaving him at the dogs trust, where i got him from, but he needs to understand that he is a very lucky dog - he is spoilt rotten, gets the best dog food, lots of toys and he SLEEPS ON MY FUCKING BED! This is how he repays me, bastard bastard bastard animal!

yes i know its my own fault, i should have put the bungy strap around the door like i always do but i was running late after cleanin the bathroom

OH and im sick of telling DD not to speak to him when he is fdoing it

I went out to the garden this afternoon to do some poo pick ups. Under the trampoline i found a trainer, a slipper, dd's bracelet, dd's otter, the wildlife trust magazine,back door mat, and the garden broom.
Indoors she constantly raids the bin, loves underwear, preferably worn and just thank god she's crate trained and loves it when i am at work!

This thred is fab! I can't stop laughing! I have 3 dobermans and a border collie and this house is just chaos! Especially when it's all the dogs on a mad half hour! My lot love digging holes! The bigger the better! Garden looks like a giant rabbit lives in there! I wouldn't be without them though, far to much fun! My oldest boy dobe is keen on sponges! Have to say its a different shit to pick up!

Oh and does anyone ever find when you take sweet dog out in the car it has to fart! And I mean a real stinker? Or is it just my lot think its so much fun seeing owner go very green!

Ilove and mchappy, happy to offer my dog as old toy disposal...

No, it was lashing rain, so we were all stuck in getting on each others nerves. Usually we'd get outside more, where he can eat twigs and horseshit

I have yet to have to help him poo some foreign body, shall look forward to that

I do try to stop him BTW, but he often catches me off guard

TwatDog is a nightmare with chewing...on his first night he ate the vacuum wire. He's eaten the freezer wire whilst still plugged in, a coffee table, the skirting board in the kitchen, the carpet in the living room, god only knows how many dog beds, a pair of brand new £70 curtains, plenty of kids plastic tat and some favourite plastic tat, entire contents of the bin, the list is endless.

Took my Mums dog home today after dog sitting for two nights, having planned for his arrival nothing was accessible to his 9mo labrador/retriever madness.

So the fucker ate my skirting board and large front door mat.

He obviously liked it here though, he has a puppy crush on dp, as when we tried to leave he battled quite impressively to come with us. And sat beside the door whimpering as we left! Adorable little shit bag!

You are not alone - check this out...

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Thanks to all of your hilariously comical naughty dogs....
I'm now in the doghouse

Ill DP is trying to sleep not 4 feet from where I'm sitting and unfortunately for him I came across this thread and began to read......

I'm not joking and I'm positive I'm not alone, I have laughed my fucking tits off for about 20 minutes, big huge LOUD piggy snorts and uncontrollable giggles :) and I only managed to get to page 4.

Dp is now giving me evils making me more hysterical so for now I must leave this thread to restore some quiet, peace and controlled breathing instead of my snorting in the room :(

Lol at these [big grin]!

Runtypuppy is now able to hear and can see a bit, minus any depth perception. His favourite game in the world is running in ever shrinking circles, yipping, wagging his tail and with both eyes pointing in opposite directions little bug eyed lunatic so adorable!

Vet is cautiously optimistic, neighbours are convinced Runtypuppy is a staffy:
"Oh what a lovely staffy pup you have!" (Petting Runtypuppy, who is about to wag himself into another reality.)
"No, we own the parents, see there they are. (labrador and collie) He isn't a staffy but thank you."
"But he is such a lovely shape of a staffy pup!"
"He's not a bladdy staffy!"
(Eyeing parent dogs suspiciously.) "Are you sure he isn't a staffy pup?"