To get my do, put his lead on, gather up his things and drive him back to dogs trust!

[zombieplanmum]

Then leave the little slime ball there until he realises just how cushy he has it!!

Since i have had him he has destroyed 2 lap top chargers, two pairs of crocs, a pair of glasses that cost £160 and i couldnt afford to replace them, having to wear my old prescription, the final straw - the little bastard has just eaten my bed! MY side of the bed too, i can't afford to replace that either so i am going to have to just try and stuff all the wadding back inside and sew it back together. I have had the week from hell, today being the worst of it and then i come home to find out that dog #1 managed to open the bedroom door and bastard dog #2 was clearly having a fine old time of it in my abscence - we are talking 15 minutes while i did the school run

now of course i wouldn't dream of leaving him at the dogs trust, where i got him from, but he needs to understand that he is a very lucky dog - he is spoilt rotten, gets the best dog food, lots of toys and he SLEEPS ON MY FUCKING BED! This is how he repays me, bastard bastard bastard animal!

yes i know its my own fault, i should have put the bungy strap around the door like i always do but i was running late after cleanin the bathroom

and new dog likes knickers and socks durty bugger prefers them worn first he goes raking in the washing basket for them ,

Same as TigerBomb here. Corky ate our gorgeous £1000 rawhide leather 3 piece suite. We were less than half way through the pay nothing for a year part of the four years interest free credit.
Four years later and we still live with the gaping holes!

Oh god a half eaten not paid for yet sofa id be gutted

My dog has many faults - luckily chewing stuff is not one of them.
I'm going to get her a biscuit and tell her she is a GOOD dog for a change.

Yes.
HullyGullyPuppy is named after Actual HullyGully.

HullyGully Puppy has also murdered two sky remotes and counting. She has a compulsion for buttons.

I'm going to get her a biscuit and tell her she is a GOOD dog for a change.

get her 2 you have a whole sofa

This reminds me of when I decided to go horse riding on the outer Hebrides.

I thought that if I only let the horse graze a little bit it would love me and do exactly as I wanted for the rest of the mountainous ride.

It does not work like that.

Psychology like this DOES NOT WORK with animals.

Your dog is a hero, OP. Thanks to him, there are two less pairs of crocs in the world

Spot on!

honey dragon i actually just fell in love with your puppy. classic

sssshh newdog has gone to bed

I used to get confused until 2 posts ago I thought Hully Gully Puppy was Hully Gully's puppy

You can get squidgy, pretend mobile phones for HullyGully puppy - but I guess that just wouldn't be the same would it?

MrsJay

I had always thought HullyGully would be a great name for a dog, since joining MN.

Then we got pup and she was a spinny mad feisty little loon, and no other name would do.

Actual HullyGully is very gracious about her namesake, and occasional resulting confusions that occur.

Camper

Or, or, and this is a bit far out as a suggestion, but stay with me...

SHE COULD JUST STOP BEING A PHONE SWALLOWING BASTARD!!!!

(On a serious note, we are vvvvvvv careful now as a swallowed battery would mean a dead dog )

You have my sympathy

We have a springer spaniel who has destroyed every dog bed we've ever bought him (via chewing and manic humping) god knows how many cushions, teddy bears, rolls of kitchen and loo paper, boxes of tissues, packs of baby wipes (which I then had to help pull from his fucking arsehole when he was trying to crap them all over the garden)

He once ate a whole bag of oranges that had just arrived on my Tesco delivery, skin and red string bag included.

The piece de resistance was the several hundred pound vet bill (thank god for insurance) when he had to have a pair of tights and several thongs removed from his insides after he gorged himself on my washing pile when I stupidly thought I could trust him to behave for the 2 minutes it'd take me to walk to the post box

Fortunately he's stayed away from furniture and anything structural

I still love him though, even if I could cheerfully pack his bags for him sometimes

I have seen Hully gully puppy on your profile before and yet I still thought

I am at these naughty dogs!

My spaniel has never chewed anything. Ever. He has eaten lots of dog toys but that's because we bought loads.

We are thinking of getting a Labrador puppy. I know they're stomachs on legs aren't they?

I'm in for a big shock aren't I?

Mine (retriever) hasn't really chewed much since puppyhood but he was a nightmare as a puppy. The sofa was sort of scrabbled to bits, usually the room was locked, but the door broke for a bit and he helped himself.

Ah, my MN Staffie has eaten the landing skirting boards, a million pens/Barbies/anything plastic that's not nailed down, several pairs of leather shoes/Converses/DMs, bottles of hair spray - in fact, pretty much anything he can get in his bastard mouth.

The best one was when I found my ex's prescription glasses all scrunched up on the floor (the dog had already got mine) and because the ex hated the hound, I managed to convince the twonk that he must have dropped them out of the car

I can't believe I covered for the ratfink but I love him and he's MY ratfink.

MY aunty trains guide dog labs AWWW she doesn't have a problem with them over eating,

My terrier chewed himself an escape hole through the kitchen wall into the living room so he could bark at hedgehogs through the patio window during the night.

He also ate the play station controller which made him extremely popular.

pmsl :)

My terrier chewed himself an escape hole through the kitchen wall into the living room so he could bark at hedgehogs through the patio window during the night.

GENUIS

Hullygully is a better behaved Lab puppy than Dragon-dog was as a puppy. Dragon dog puppy ate the kitchen.

I've updated my profile, as you can see HullyPuppy is thriving on her remote diet.