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to wonder who your secret gay (or straight!) shag would be?

121 replies

Bogeyface · 16/10/2012 20:22

So if you identify as straight, who would be your secret gay shag?

And vice versa if you identify as gay.

And if you are bi, have a fucking party :o

Mine is vaaaaaiiiiiiry predictable, I am 100% that someone in the first 3 replies will guess it!

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KnitFastDieWarm · 16/10/2012 23:05

Christina Hendricks (Joan in Mad Men). Goodness me.
I would enjoy having a go at turning rupert Everett, as well.

WheresMrMonkey · 16/10/2012 23:08

Pink

Bogeyface · 16/10/2012 23:10

Pink is my #2 :o

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Bogeyface · 16/10/2012 23:11

*2mums" what about as Casanova? He swung both ways!

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Bogeyface · 16/10/2012 23:12

swung? Swinged? Swang?! :o

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CrikeyOHare · 16/10/2012 23:17

Sister Jen from 24 Hours in A&E Blush

She's just got something going on.

CaliforniaLeaving · 16/10/2012 23:20

Lucy Liu back when she was in Ally McBeal

juneybean · 16/10/2012 23:21

It's no secret, but I adore Gary Sinise from CSI New York Blush

Bogeyface · 16/10/2012 23:24

ooh the judge from Ally McBeal who is in Glee, her too!

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YouMakeMeWannaLaLa · 16/10/2012 23:28

I'm straight but would do Rita Ora reckon she looks wild enough to do me too

Or have a good go at turning Derren Brown Grin

2MumsAreBetterThan1 · 16/10/2012 23:32

Never seen Casanova, will have to look out for it.

Mrmonkey _ Completely agree, I would trade in my partner, children, house, car etc. for a few hours with Pink!

Bogeyface · 16/10/2012 23:35

Is Derren Brown gay?

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YouMakeMeWannaLaLa · 16/10/2012 23:40

'fraid so!

CrikeyOHare · 16/10/2012 23:40

Bogey Yep.

BeingBooyhoo · 17/10/2012 11:04

damn this thread!! i had a phillipa dream last night Blush

DinosaursOnASpaceship · 17/10/2012 11:07

P!nk.

I think she is very pretty and I love her "don't give a fuck what you think of me" attitude.

Woozley · 17/10/2012 11:13

No-one. Have no problem with other people being gay, but could not remotely even kiss another woman on the lips, let alone do anything else, even if extremely drunk!

topknob · 19/10/2012 21:27

Woozley, seriously you should try it :)

foosty · 19/10/2012 21:49

Ellen - I have loved her for a long time now. I even refer to her as my life partner to my best mate Grin who then calls me a loser..

Pink. She's amazing.

And Taylor Swift - but I fear I would snap her into pieces, she's so petite and skinny

hermioneweasley · 19/10/2012 21:57

I'm in the "have a fucking party" camp.

Christina hendricks (the rack!)
Sara Ramirez (callee in grey's anatomy)
Alex skarsgard
Hugh jackman

I think all at the same time would be a bit much though.

I like curvy chicks and there aren't many in celeb land.

rubydoobydoo · 19/10/2012 22:08

Joan Jett please! Then OR now.

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