to wonder who your secret gay (or straight!) shag would be?

[Bogeyface]

So if you identify as straight, who would be your secret gay shag?

And vice versa if you identify as gay.

And if you are bi, have a fucking party :o

Mine is vaaaaaiiiiiiry predictable, I am 100% that someone in the first 3 replies will guess it!

jim parson, that's his name!

WHO is that Madge? That's not Sheldon!

Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Lopez :)
hot hot hot!!

Oh That's Jack isn't it. I'm a tit!

No no - that's Jake Canuso

Nigella Lawson. She could whip up a quick pasta afterwards as well.

*Jake

He is a bit lovely Madge!

Winona Ryder

Vanessa Paradis

You see, my problem with Nigella is that she is such a whizz in the kitchen that I bet she is really vanilla in the bedroom!

Rupert Everett. Does a gay man count?

can I order a Trent Reznor/Angelina Jolie sandwich please :)
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Oh yes I love Trent Reznor too

I think my sexual frustrations are coming out all over this thread

Binfullofmaggots I like your thinking.

Have you room for one more? We can share a bit surely :)

mmmm Trent has been my crush since I was just 14 (now 33 eekk)
I think its those leather gloves and fish net tights :P

Never, I thought for a minute you were calling ME predictable!

My problem with the male gays is that I fancy LOADS of them, in fact I'm known for it.

Bill - I'll see your Rupert Everett and raise you Stephen Fry. Ok - not conventionally phwoarrrsome but I so would.

I'll get me coat

Ooh! Good thread, OP . If I were gay my female crushes would be KT Tunstall (not gay) and KD Lang (gay). My current gay male crush is Thom Allison. He's currently a celebrity judge on a Canadian TV program looking for an actress to play Dorothy in ALW's Toronto production of The Wizard of Oz and I am a little bit in love with him. He's not only drop-dead gorgeous but incredibly charming...even DD and DH are dazzled by him.

I have absolutely no idea

I've been wracking my brains, but cannot think of any woman I'd want to shag

I can appreciate a beautiful woman, but I wouldn't want to shag any of them.

I do have odd tastes in men though

Holly willoughbooby for me. If I was was going gay I'd want a womanly woman with boobs and curves.

Im straight but would go gay for Clare Balding and Sue Perkins.

I was going to be all embarrassed about saying Lucy Spraggan, but I notice I'm not the first!!! Otherwise, my long-term lady love is Cate Blanchett (swoon - loving her brains and beauty!).

Scarlett Johansson

Sharon den Adel (singer from 'Within Temptation')

There's lots more!

Hermione Norris for me please!

I'm gay (name gives it away a bit) and i find it really hard to think of a straight crush. Erm i suppose David tennant but only as doctor who or maybe the guy who plays stefan in vampire diaries.