to wonder who your secret gay (or straight!) shag would be?

[Bogeyface]

So if you identify as straight, who would be your secret gay shag?

And vice versa if you identify as gay.

And if you are bi, have a fucking party :o

Mine is vaaaaaiiiiiiry predictable, I am 100% that someone in the first 3 replies will guess it!

I do not believe that Germain Greer has tiny, pert boobs...

Ok I'm bi but can I have 3 girls please? (will totally out myself but... Meh!)

Simone Lahbib
Mandana Jones
Keeley Hawes

(ok so actually Keeley Hawes wouldn't be so secret as DH says he def wouldn't kick her outta bed for a threesome!! )

I wouldnt shag Kiera Knightly, she might break!

Jerry Hall

John Major

Well, there is a reason I'm gay! See it's quite easy for me to imagine all you straight women coming up with girl crushes. Other way round, not so easy somehow. can't blardy think of any. Ummm.....Bobby, from A Home at the End of the World. Character from the book and film. And the Nova Scotian from the Nancy Mitford novels

Yes, Bogeyface. That's why I chose Sofia.
She can be the boss ;)

Bisexuality is just a bad excuse for greed imo.... :o

Yay, I get a massive party! I want Lucy Spraggan from the X-Factor, and all the knights from Merlin.

SOle really? Really really?!

I rest my case big :o

nah, come on girls what about Helen Mirren.

To be perfectly honest the owner of a bar/restaurant in Rye. She was regally butch looking and if she's on here... please get in touch

I literally wanted to dump my partner there and then and shag her over the table

Quirrel thats my sisters point and I think she is right. If SP was all over me like a rash I would have to say "no thank you, can we just talk"!! I think thats perhaps why we have girly crushes, they are more about being BFFs than actually having sex.

#But.....another caveat.....I have had sex with women and it wasnt my thing, so lesbian fantasies dont really work for me as I know it doesnt work for me.

John Major??

Dear God I can't imagine even Norma really wanted to!

My neice is bi and I'm so bloody jealous.

or work for me

Sorry, been writing a begging letter corporate sponsorship pack and my brain has melted!

Dear god, the next one out will be flacid Boris at this rate

Sue Perkins or Kate Moennig - I like my women beautiful but a bit androgynous......

]grin] oh Bogeyface it was kinda tongue in cheek, just saying that obviously I can see the attraction in women, so I saw why it's easy for you lot and not for me!

Whoopi Goldberg, Liv Tyler.. or Tom Selleck. Or Bill Murray.

My immediate thought was Noel Fielding.

Oh yy to Bill Murray and Noel Fielding. If either of you are reading this thread, I was joking about my tits. They're fabulous. PM me.

Claudia Winkleman. I just love her.

I called Noel first, Ivor. If he's here and willing, he's mine.

Oh God. What was I thinking? I forgot Alan Rickman