to wonder who your secret gay (or straight!) shag would be?

[Bogeyface]

So if you identify as straight, who would be your secret gay shag?

And vice versa if you identify as gay.

And if you are bi, have a fucking party :o

Mine is vaaaaaiiiiiiry predictable, I am 100% that someone in the first 3 replies will guess it!

I like my women beautiful but a bit androgynous

Spot on for me too

Oh Alan Rickman is on everyones list isnt he? Gay Straight or Alien, surely everyone would shag him?

Female: Christina Scabbia

Male: Tuomas Holopainen or Matt Smith. Or both, that could work. All three could be perfect

I don't think he'll be that impressed at your embarassed face emoticon, Red

I am proud to love you Noel, if you're reading this him

Oh God yes Alan Rickman with bells on

Bi for me too....

Monica Bellucci on the top

Joe Manganiello on the bottom

Me in the middle......

I'd do dawn french. I think she's gorgeous.

I'd also have a good go at nicole sherunpronouncableand unspellable. Major lust/girl crush going on there!

I would say leona lewis but I know her auntie is a mumsnetter

Oh, and rhianna.

I need to walk away from this thread now.

Females would be the glorious Winona Ryder or Kate moss.
Guys - Jonny Lee Miller or Eddie cahill (from CSI)

Think I misunderstood this and thought of gay men I would shag.
Eddie Izzard I am talking to you!

Eddie Izzard has been with his female partner for YEARS! I am not sure if they are married but he lives next door but 2 to H's best friend, and he is definitely NOT gay.

Oh, fuck, yeah, Rhianna - hot as fuck!

Nina (of neurons fame).

Oh, OK then. Alan Cummings?

Is there a section on this thread for being straight but having multiple filthy filthy thoughts about a gay man?

Yes? Oh good.

Jake Canuso (especially when he's dressed for Flamenco in Benidorm)

mine would be phillipa off the renovation game.

Well if we're going to be doing nasty things to gay men I bagsy Sheldon off of TBBT. I LOVE HIM

Both DP and I have lists of our 'not-so-secret' gay crushes.

His are Tom Hardy and Ryan Reynolds and mine are Emily Blunt and Jessica, the vampire from true blood

We've decided to share Kristen Bell

Predictable - Angelina Jolie. I would lock up knives and vials though.

isn't 'sheldon' (the actor) straight?

Is Jim Parsons gay?!

Told you my gaydar was off!

isn't he married to a woman?

I had to google him ivor - ummm - why does he look 12 years old?

I Rest My Case

He came out recently - I read it in the Daily Mail, so it must be true.

www.dailymail.co.uk/usshowbiz/article-2149015/Jim-Parsons-gay-Big-Bang-Theory-star-10-year-relationship.html

Oh Em Gee, he is gay! Oh shit, do I even have a gaydar?! Someone will tell me that Graham Norton's gay next!