And as for AIBU to ask what I should get my in-laws for Christmas, or AIBU to wonder how to make Christmas cake, or AIBU to look forward to sodding Christmas ads.
I mean. What. The. Fuck.
It makes me want to use exclamation points all over the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so disappointed in you, you have let me down, you have let Justine down, you have let mumsnet down, but most of all you have let yourself down 
IT'S ONLY FECKING OCTOBER.