to ban thsi child from *ever* playing cheznou again after this heinous incident?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Wanton disregard for play dough (other squidgy media are available) rules.

My jaw-dropped at the FastAndLooseAttitude, I, of course, genty addressed the child about inappropriate behaviour, and all was well not going to mention the cat food incident.

But, I just can't settle.

I'm all ansty.

I really think ChaoticBoy needs to move away from this
Hoodlum, he may catch some thuggery.

Good God, Chaos - the slightest whiff of substance abuse and they're out of the door.

Did it mix the colours? FFS Kids these days

Did the child mix the colours? Cos that's quite a traumatic experience when that happens.

Did the wanton visitor mix up the colours, then? hanging's too good for 'em

A child guest eating the cat's food is only a problem if they are from a vegetarian household and you have to confess to the meat consumption when returning them to their parents.

Playdoh and glitter are the work of the devil.

Need info re cat food incident.

But on your side already, u had me at playdoh!!

Daer God - not on the carpet???

play dough. there's your culprit, right there. the poor child is just a stooge.

X posts, skivvy!

Look at my name. I couldn't cope with that. (the sad thing is I'm serious)

Did the lids not get resealed properly, resulting in a sad crusty hard lump?

He didn't dare mix the colours ?!?!

Or do what my DS does and make little crumbs everywhere?

Did he eat the cat food?

Not even lukewarm.

Did the Thuggy Visitor mix glitter in the catfood (so the cat shits multi-coloured sparkling festive turds for the next few days)?

I am rather partial to the little machines that disgorge worms when you press down on the plunger.

I am prepared to overlook most transgressions of the Play-Doh Code of Conduct for a go on one of those.

ds1 used to eat playdough. Never thought of trying him with catfood.........

give us a clue then- does the answer contain the word 'orifice' ?

Up nose? Rubbed into hair? Squished into shag pile?

Despite being a cat lover, secretly I quite want it to be 70isalimit's suggestion

Lordy Chaos - I've just had a thunk re the errant child: Was he forming genitalia from the Dough of Play?

C'mon Chaos tell us about the cat food incident!

Play doh in nappy?

Talc is that not a good thing?

Purlease!

Am scared to hear what this heinous act against Play-Dough might be...

::cue ominous music::

Mixing cat food and playdoh?
Playing with cat food in preference to aforesaid item?
Feeding cat same substance?