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To get the direwolves out?

134 replies

BrittaPerry · 24/09/2012 11:32

Direwolves, and furs, and winter cloaks. Then start gazing in a steely manner into the distance and accusing royalty of incest...

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sashh · 24/09/2012 11:34

Only if you send your illigitamate son to the wall.

BrittaPerry · 24/09/2012 11:36

Well, i was thinking of maybe ensuring my family was as scattered about the country as possible. Just in case, you know, some kind of war breaks out.

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manicbmc · 24/09/2012 11:36

Good idea. Winter is coming.

BrittaPerry · 24/09/2012 11:37

I might agree for my eldest daughter to marry my mates horrible son. My mate is the king, so that can only end well, surely?

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NomNomingiaDePlum · 24/09/2012 11:38

i'm sharpening my sword.

crazygracieuk · 24/09/2012 11:42

I'll put the fire and my red robes on and see what The Lord of Light Rh'llor (spelling?)shows me.

MarysBeard · 24/09/2012 11:42

Not yet. But in Dorne it is still 15C and raining steadily. I fear my winter furs would soon be sodden, heavy and rather hot.

manicbmc · 24/09/2012 11:45

Think I might head south and find myself a Khal Drogo.

BrittaPerry · 24/09/2012 11:46

Well, most families have some form of boast as their words 'hear me roar', 'we do not sow', 'as high as honour'. My family have a meteorological observation.

So we are quite aware of the weather.

Still, best send my son to the only place in the country more bothered by the weather. I'll promise to tell him somehing important next time i see him, that way I definitely won't die before that.

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Xnedra · 24/09/2012 11:46

Indeed Winter is coming and will probably last at least seven years, or until peace is restored to the seven kingdoms.

solidgoldbrass · 24/09/2012 11:46

Ok WTF? It's only a bit rainy here. Have there been more homeless crackhead psychotics going a bit bitey zombies or something?

crazygracieuk · 24/09/2012 11:47

I heard that they have dragons down South.

Xnedra · 24/09/2012 11:47

Are you sure he's your son?

manicbmc · 24/09/2012 11:48

I feel like kidnapping a sarcastic dwarf.

lilachair · 24/09/2012 11:49

stares at a candle

MarysBeard · 24/09/2012 11:51

Is it Hippocras-o-clock yet?

I bet it is in King's Landing.

BoyMeetsWorld · 24/09/2012 11:51

I quite fancy the sarcastic dwarf. I wonder if I became a 'lady of the night' one might fall madly in love with me and whisk me away from the 9-5 grind to some battlefield chamber - with drapes & candles. DH may of course want a dual to revenge this...

ZonkedOut · 24/09/2012 11:53

Mostly when people post bizarre threads like this, I have no idea what they're about. I do this time, but it doesn't really help.

I'll just go hatch a dragon or three....

crazygracieuk · 24/09/2012 11:53

BoyMeets World- Try to get a job at Chataya's.

bigsnugglebunny · 24/09/2012 11:55

Where are my dragons? Angry

BrittaPerry · 24/09/2012 11:57

I think that setting a chain of events in motion that could lead to my crippled DS3 and 4yo DS4 being left in charge of the house during a war could be good...

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limitedperiodonly · 24/09/2012 12:00

boyMeetsWorld So so I.

Fight you barebreasted in the old way for him.

manicbmc · 24/09/2012 12:02

You can't have him. He's mine and I am nearer to his height.

PurityBrown · 24/09/2012 12:13

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limitedperiodonly · 24/09/2012 12:13

manic How would you know?

I'm down here, btw.