To get the direwolves out?

[BrittaPerry]

Direwolves, and furs, and winter cloaks. Then start gazing in a steely manner into the distance and accusing royalty of incest...

Only if you send your illigitamate son to the wall.

Well, i was thinking of maybe ensuring my family was as scattered about the country as possible. Just in case, you know, some kind of war breaks out.

Good idea. Winter is coming.

I might agree for my eldest daughter to marry my mates horrible son. My mate is the king, so that can only end well, surely?

i'm sharpening my sword.

I'll put the fire and my red robes on and see what The Lord of Light Rh'llor (spelling?)shows me.

Not yet. But in Dorne it is still 15C and raining steadily. I fear my winter furs would soon be sodden, heavy and rather hot.

Think I might head south and find myself a Khal Drogo.

Well, most families have some form of boast as their words 'hear me roar', 'we do not sow', 'as high as honour'. My family have a meteorological observation.

So we are quite aware of the weather.

Still, best send my son to the only place in the country more bothered by the weather. I'll promise to tell him somehing important next time i see him, that way I definitely won't die before that.

Indeed Winter is coming and will probably last at least seven years, or until peace is restored to the seven kingdoms.

Ok WTF? It's only a bit rainy here. Have there been more homeless crackhead psychotics going a bit bitey zombies or something?

I heard that they have dragons down South.

Are you sure he's your son?

I feel like kidnapping a sarcastic dwarf.

stares at a candle

Is it Hippocras-o-clock yet?

I bet it is in King's Landing.

I quite fancy the sarcastic dwarf. I wonder if I became a 'lady of the night' one might fall madly in love with me and whisk me away from the 9-5 grind to some battlefield chamber - with drapes & candles. DH may of course want a dual to revenge this...

Mostly when people post bizarre threads like this, I have no idea what they're about. I do this time, but it doesn't really help.

I'll just go hatch a dragon or three....

BoyMeets World- Try to get a job at Chataya's.

Where are my dragons?

I think that setting a chain of events in motion that could lead to my crippled DS3 and 4yo DS4 being left in charge of the house during a war could be good...

boyMeetsWorld So so I.

Fight you barebreasted in the old way for him.

You can't have him. He's mine and I am nearer to his height.

manic How would you know?

I'm down here, btw.