to hate living in the country?

[Hullygully]

IT'S SO BORING I HATE IT I HATE IT

Put some wellies on and go and look at the sheep. Ahhhhhhh sheep.

swapsies?

I love living in the country, I couldn't imagine living in a city. So, YABU.

Have you always lived there or did you move there from a city? I like the countryside in bursts, but full time rural dwelling wouldn't suit me at all. Fo'sho'.

If it's boring, go make something happen!

But careful with involving sheep.

I HATE SHEEP

I HATE NO STREETS SHOPS PUBLIC TRANSPORT RESTAURANTS CINEMAS GALLERIES PEOPLE

Make what happen?

Make sheep run about in th esodding mud?

i live in a town and have the same problems as you face Hully

but no sheep

I live in the country. The smell of slurry can be a bit overwhelming at times, but other than that, I love it. I was brought up in South West London, opposite Wimbledon Common and near Richmond Park and whilst they were fab, it was never enough green. I'm in Suffolk now, huge skies, huge vistas. Love it!

Don't blame you. Horrid stuff, all green and open and unpolluted Why aren't you in civilisation, Hully?

But you've got us to entertain you!

You can't not have any shops/cinemas etc in a town

what kind of weird town is that?

it's a shit weirdy town

ok, we've got shops, but only shit ones

like primark

no cinema though

I'm in the bastard country for the bastard children

3.5 years left to go

Make what happen?

I don't know. Blow something up? Join the Women's Institute? Join the Women's Institute and then blow it up?

YANBU it is personal taste. I loooove living in the country, but I like horse riding, long walks, wild camping, animals, wilderness, peace, space etc. Other people prefer an urban envirronmentt- perhaps you should move?

How the fuck can you hate sheep? Surely they're the least offensive of all livestock? With their funny little faces and little twitchy noses. Like little clouds dotted all about the place.

Maybe just shit your own bit of the countryside up a little bit. Dump an old washing machine out the front, chuck some coke cans and condoms about, and drive up and down outside tonight blasting some drum n bass out.

Sorted innit.

JOIN THE WOMEN'S INSTITUTE?

The women here aren't like me, to put it mildly

They think I'm like a FREAK

Bastard children much happier in civilisation, IMO. Especially my muliticulti bastard children. Move. Bring smiles of joy to their happy little faces.

That would liven things up, there you go. You could take over the Women's Intstitute!

i live in this shit town because i can see the countryside from my house

and it's cheap council tax

Too late for this year's produce show I suppose?

we were in a town

we moved to the country for the bastard edumacation

3.5 yars left.

NEVER EVER MOVE FOR KIDS' SCHOOL

My sunday sermon.

But it's so quiet and peaceful!