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To HATE the word cupcake?!

236 replies

cupofteaandasliceofcake · 19/09/2012 12:16

What's with the use of the word 'cupcake' everywhere now?! It's not a cupcake. It's a fecking bun. With fancy icing on it.
Sorry, just needed to get that off my chest! Grin

OP posts:
valiumredhead · 20/09/2012 12:10

It doesn't mean they are right

nickeldaisical · 20/09/2012 12:11

and you all argued about it when i wasn't here to defend myself!! Shock

that's against the MN Rules, you know :P

valiumredhead · 20/09/2012 12:11

What? Confused Netmums calls a cake with butter a sponge!

valiumredhead · 20/09/2012 12:12

Oh sorry, I get it now Ha ha haha Grin they are right though

valiumredhead · 20/09/2012 12:12

You're just pissy because scrambled is right!

nickeldaisical · 20/09/2012 12:36
Grin

no, i'm right.

this is the only thing I know

valiumredhead · 20/09/2012 12:46

It's ok, there there have a cake and calm down, here I have made a lemon SPONGE, the recipe is easy, would you like it? 8oz of sugar and the same BUTTER...

Snort!! Wink

MrsGWay · 20/09/2012 13:04

I had always thought Victoria sponges were made with fatless sponges (tautology!). Nowadays it seems anything goes so had begun doubting myself. Happier now I know at it isn't just me.

Sokmonsta · 20/09/2012 13:26

YANBU. I don't do cupcakes. They are big and have ghastly amounts of 'frosting' on. Fairy cakes are dainty little things, with a hint of icing and sprinkles if the kids are lucky find them in the cupboard

24Hours · 20/09/2012 13:40

They are called cupcakes because American recipes really measured in cups.

squoosh · 20/09/2012 13:47

Although I'm a bit anti American cupcakes I'm completely pro squidgy, rich American chocolate brownies!

They have to be home made though, the dried out bits of timber that pass for brownies in coffee shops is an absolute scandal. A SCANDAL I say.

SuoceraBlues · 20/09/2012 13:52

seconds squoosh

And adds special mention to the lovely American lady who taught my mum how to make proper squidgy carrot cake.

But without the horrible yuck smeared on top.

Points off for the smeared muck.

Down with "healthy" versions with less or even no oil. They are not carrot cake. They are carrot smattered cardboard.

nickeldaisical · 20/09/2012 14:06

MrsGWay - if they were V sponges, then, yes, you'd be right.

but they're not called sponges, they're called Sandwiches (so you're right anyway)

nickeldaisical · 20/09/2012 14:07

our local baker doe a proper yummy carrot cake - really juicy Grin

squoosh · 20/09/2012 14:09

How can anyone make a carrot cake wihout oil! Off with their silly heads.

valiumredhead · 20/09/2012 14:24

Carrot cake needs oil and I hate cream cheese frosting crap on the top too!

squoosh · 20/09/2012 14:27

Oh I'm deeply in love with carrot cake's showy cream cheese topping. Deeply.

numptymark1 · 20/09/2012 14:29

I hate the word frosting more than I hate the word cupcake!

valiumredhead · 20/09/2012 14:30

Yeah it's ICING not frosting!

SuoceraBlues · 20/09/2012 14:31

How can anyone make a carrot cake wihout oil!

For some sacrilege is but a cake shaped joke to play on an unsuspecting mouth.

Sad
numptymark1 · 20/09/2012 14:32

oh and I never put oil in my carrot cake and it's bloody lovely

SuoceraBlues · 20/09/2012 14:33

Yeah it's ICING not frosting!

NO!

It is "smeared on shite".

Let's not put lipstick on pig here people !!

squoosh · 20/09/2012 14:35

It's sugary, lemony, cream cheese. What's not to love? I'd nibble Bruce Foryth if he was covered in carrot cake icing.

perfectstorm · 20/09/2012 14:49

Good cupcakes are lovely. I've had ones that are just as good as any other cake, only in a manageable individual portion. They're useful for parties and so on as a result. I make a hummingbird one that's basically a very moist banana and pineapple cake, with cream cheese icing.

The ones you get from most bakeries are disgusting, though. Sickly sweet and too much icing for the cake. But that's a bad cake problem. A decent cupcake is just a small cake. No more, no less. It isn't the fault of the food that people are so ridiculously twee over them.

I always think of a bun as one of those amazing, shiny-topped things. Hot cross buns, currant buns, iced buns. I wish they were easier to find. Well made ones, I mean. Old fashioned bakeries have died a death with supermarket dominance, I think. It makes me sad.

perfectstorm · 20/09/2012 14:51

Oh, and Australian chocolate mud cake goes really well in a cupcake size, too. The only icing I use there is chocolate ganache, which is basically chocolate truffle swiped all over the top of a very moist, slightly alcoholic, bitter chocolate cake. Who gives a fark whether it's individual portions or one big cake? It tastes the same.