to think that everyone has gone INSANIO?

[Hullygully]

I have a small and necessary sojourn in parts foreign, and return to find threads saying porn's all right really, nothing wrong with a bit of tit for hubs to wank to, threads suggesting dressing as a sexy policewoman is just tickety boo... and then threads sending posters to the scaffolds because they inadevertently apply a descriptor to their subject.

WTAF?

MmeL :o

I know I'm fat but I didn't think people would mistake me for an actual elephant

Oh are there still some buns left over? Chuck one over here.

I'll have some of that quiche too, so long as it doens't have ham in it.

No, I have all the buns arranged on my trunk

Keema..not even if it's naice ham?

Please may I have my meth pipe back? I think you are being narcoticist.

(ahem ... did you see my pm Boffy?)

I have created a special range of canapes for this thread. Voila! Mots Sur l'Ecran, Le Visage Enguele, et Les Entregumets d'Enfer....And my piece de resistance...Les Pantelons d'Avis.

DALLAS is lookin good

fisticuffs at the wedding already

Is this a quiche I've wandered into? Shall I fuck off someplace else? I think it's just the all the new kids starting this year that are making mn a bit mad at the moment.

There is no naice ham. Only wafer thin.

Any of them vegetarian?

Keema..and you call yourself a Mumsnetter?

Farlo no, they all eat meat

they can be whatever you fancy...much like how the difference between fact and opinion seem to confuse some poor wee heads...

Hmm, carnivorous canapes, intriguing .

Yes, mind your fingers

it's bonkers, but in a fun way. Plenty to getcha teeth into

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