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To think person who thought Jessica Ennis is fat

29 replies

Woolyback · 04/08/2012 21:50

should be shot for treason!
Most of us would kill for a body half as good never mind her achievements well done Jess.

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SausageSmuggler · 04/08/2012 21:51

Whaaa?? Who said that? How could anyone think she's fat? Madness!

Denise34 · 04/08/2012 21:51

Who thought she was fat?

CrispyCod · 04/08/2012 21:51

Ennius...fat....? Get to Specsavers!

CrispyCod · 04/08/2012 21:52

Ennis

Uppermid · 04/08/2012 21:53

Wtf said that??!!

SauvignonBlanche · 04/08/2012 21:53

This is the story.

Enfyshedd · 04/08/2012 21:56

Some British Olympic offical twonk said she was fat before the games - dotal tickhead.

She's apparently 5'5" and 9st Hmm

Oh, and well done to her too.

StellarforStar · 04/08/2012 21:57

I bet she's got about 6% body fat, if that!

FrankelSaysRelax · 04/08/2012 21:59

That official from BAA needs to submit a photograph of themselves for us to analyse. I expect them to be a statuesque supermodel/Adonis type Wink

StressedToday · 04/08/2012 22:01

Fat?!! WTAF?!

Look at the muscles on her, FFS. She's got less fat on her whole body than I have on my big toe.

Bossybritches22 · 04/08/2012 22:01

You'd be hard pushed to pinch an inch ANYWHERE on that fit bod.

[[http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/482049_10151147481407780_379044416_n.jpg
BUT WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK SHE WON GOLD!!!!! ]]

SausageSmuggler · 04/08/2012 22:02

Well i'm 5'5" and 9st 9 and i'm smack bang in the middle of my healthy weight range. What a load of bollocks.

thenightsky · 04/08/2012 22:03

Who gives a fuck what she looks like. She is obviously the exact right shape to beat all comers!

Too fat for what?

SpeckleDust · 04/08/2012 22:04

Wtf??? Everyone I know has been saying what an amazing body she has!! DH has admitted that he feels a little bit of a perv because he can't stop looking at her AMAZING stomach muscles.

Weirdly I am about the same height and weight as Jessica......I wish I looked just a little bit as fantastic as she does (esp in the belly area Envy).

SamosaYouWinSamosaYouLose · 04/08/2012 22:05

I would commit murder to have a body like that! I wouldn't really

bogeyface · 04/08/2012 22:06

I wish my waist was as "fat" as her thigh!

And I cant get my head around how skinny Mo Farah is!

If I was that skinny I wouldnt be able to pick my feet up off the floor, never mind run like that! And his wife is sooo pretty, and so pregnant! Good luck to them with their imminent twins!

Woolyback · 04/08/2012 22:13

I know cant't believe anyone could question their body size never mind state Jess was fat.
Most of us would kill to be any where near jess size,
Anyway no matter what body size the girl got gold .

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ChaoticismyLife · 04/08/2012 22:18

Jessica Ennis is nowhere near the definition of fat.

puds11 · 04/08/2012 22:24

Yeah she is so fat you can barely see that six pack she has Hmm

If shes fat what am i?

GimmieChocolate · 04/08/2012 22:24

God I'd love to be 9st!!

Valpollicella · 04/08/2012 22:25

Dear Mr High Ranking Person

I do trust you are well within your bmi and body fat % range.

Can we see your stats? Go on. Just for comparison.

No? Didn't fucking think so you utter idiot.

Can I recommend you shut the fuck up and stop with your nasty tactics. Who the fuck would care even if she was heavier than your 'godly' brain thinks she should be?

She just won GOLD...!!

IN. YOUR. FACE dickhead. In your face

McKayz · 04/08/2012 22:25

I'd love to be as 'fat' as Jessica Ennis. She's bloody amazing

Smellslikecatspee · 04/08/2012 22:32

I just said to OH remember that story about someone calling Jessica Ennis fat, don't you want to find him now and go neenar neenar neenar Grin

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 04/08/2012 22:46

She has put on weight - its that heavy GOLD medal around her neck.

She is wonderful and the twonk who suggested she was too heavy clearly isn't overburdened in the braincell department.

How many calories in humble pie?

PatFenis · 04/08/2012 22:54

Weeelll fat Jessica Ennis brought a gold home so shall we all go and piss on that stooopid blokes chips?

I bet he is gnawing his knuckles right now!