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To want to rip the very shirt off

68 replies

Notfootball · 04/08/2012 15:54

Mark Foster?

I have been watching swimming constantly just to see him and I blimming dream about the man. He would be my Christian Grey. It's official, I have a crush.

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JumpingThroughHoops · 04/08/2012 15:55

A Mark Foster and David Gower sandwich would be most pleasing Grin

SparklingGoldMedals · 04/08/2012 15:57

get thee to You Tube and watch some of his dances on Strictly Come Dancing in 2008. Wink

SparklingGoldMedals · 04/08/2012 15:57

David Gower Jumping? David Gower???? Confused

Nancy66 · 04/08/2012 15:58

he has a great body but i think he'd be dull as shit (like most sportsmen) ....he's gay isn't he?

dementedma · 04/08/2012 16:00

yes, to Mark Foster. oh yes

SparklingGoldMedals · 04/08/2012 16:02

Is he gay? I have no idea.

JumpingThroughHoops · 04/08/2012 16:03

David Gower, OH YES Blush

gay??? think you might be getting your wires crossed with Ian Thorpe who clearly needs to leap out of the closet and embrace his inner need to be my vvBestGF! Grin

Nancy66 · 04/08/2012 16:04

Pretty sure Mark Foster is gay. Not 'out' but an open secret.

JumpingThroughHoops · 04/08/2012 16:05

Really? oh ok, he can take me shopping with Ian Thorpe then - who is far too camp to be straight.

JumpingThroughHoops · 04/08/2012 16:06

smug I'm the only one onto a winner with David Gower LOL

SparklingGoldMedals · 04/08/2012 16:06

David Gower oh no. Grin

JumpingThroughHoops · 04/08/2012 16:12

He is soooooooooooo sexy Grin

TidyDancer · 04/08/2012 16:16

Yes, there's something about him, isn't there? :)

thefirstmrsrochester · 04/08/2012 16:20

Oooooh yes, mark foster, any time, any place, anywhere. The man is gorgeous (but I read on another thread that he was secretly loved up with Colin Jackson).

ViviPru · 04/08/2012 16:21

He's a bit... sinew-ey for me...

JumpingThroughHoops · 04/08/2012 16:22

There's another one who makes my gaydar twitch! He's v camp IRL.

Notfootball · 04/08/2012 16:25

Nooooooooo!! Don't say he's gay!!!! I love him!!

Okay, I'm taking it a bit far, it's not quite love but he is so hot.

Hmm, maybe Mark, me and Colin in an Olympic sandwich although Mrsrochester's comment leaves me worrying that they may both ignore me.

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Waspie · 04/08/2012 16:27

Mark Foster and Colin Jackson could produce gorgeous children (if biologically possible of course).

Mark Foster - definately. Every which way 'til Tuesday Grin

I would also consider exploring my sapphic side with Denise Lewis. She's stunning.

MrsBaggins · 04/08/2012 16:29

Really ? I dont get the attraction. David Gower ??is he the one with old lady hair ?Confused
Mind you Matt Baker could chase me round a field a few times - I wouldnt say Nay !

SparklingGoldMedals · 04/08/2012 16:29

I was just thinking that the other day. Denise Lewis is absolutely stunning isn't she?

JumpingThroughHoops · 04/08/2012 16:31

David Gower always looks smart, and I bet he's a filthy bugger Grin

I could quite easily have carnal thoughts about Roger Federer as well

Nancy66 · 04/08/2012 16:32

I think Michael Johnson has a certain twinkle in his eye....

he does well not to punch Denise Lewis when she constantly interrupts him to talk her inarticulate bollocks.

Waspie · 04/08/2012 16:34

I'm glad it's not just me SparklingGoldMedals. I confessed my crush on the gorgeous Denise Lewis to DP last night. He said I had excellent taste (him excepted obviously Grin )

SparklingGoldMedals · 04/08/2012 16:35

Has she always been stunning Waspie? I have only thought it since seeing her on the Olympics this time.

JumpingThroughHoops · 04/08/2012 16:37

Michael Johnson? Right up there on my Dinner Party List! He's just such a sweetie, you want to pinch his cheeks and slap his buttocks Blush