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To want to rip the very shirt off

68 replies

Notfootball · 04/08/2012 15:54

Mark Foster?

I have been watching swimming constantly just to see him and I blimming dream about the man. He would be my Christian Grey. It's official, I have a crush.

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marquesas · 04/08/2012 16:40

Mark Foster is def gay but unless its a recent thing he's not with Colin Jackson. I remember after Strictly Christine Bleakly went on holiday with him and partner and it wasn't Colin.

Notfootball · 04/08/2012 17:01

Damn. There goes my Mark Foster shagathon.

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happyinherts · 04/08/2012 17:02

Ian Thorpe - yes, yes, yes

fivegomadindorset · 04/08/2012 17:02

David Gower is lovely, a real gentleman. He stayed with my parents last year has an absolutely knock down gorgeous wife.

Charliefox · 04/08/2012 17:46

No to any of the Olympic men. They're all too buffed and hairless. I prefer em a bit more Neanderthal-man like!

DontmindifIdo · 04/08/2012 17:49

Mark Foster is gay but apparently a really good laugh, apparently much more entertaining in the flesh than he comes across on camera - so you wouldn't rip his shirt off, but have a fantastic, giggly evening.

dementedma · 04/08/2012 19:21

Colin Jackson is gay too?
Tell me at least Ian Thorpe is avail able?

happyinherts · 04/08/2012 19:25

We're not too sure about Ian Thorpe, but we can dream !

thefirstmrsrochester · 04/08/2012 19:36

Yip, according to digital spy Colin is indeed gay. And in a relationship with Mark Foster, Mark Foster and Ian 'torpedo' Thorpe holidayed together in Italy - I'm sure this is all on the Olympics Totty thread. All gorgeous men. I pray they are bi and take a shine to me Grin
Ah well, I can dream.

JumpingThroughHoops · 05/08/2012 14:23

I'm amending my sandwich

David Gower and Roger Federer

RedBlanket · 05/08/2012 14:34

Mark foster was soooo bad on Strictly he had to resort to taking his top off every week to get the votes worked for me

Ian Thorpe and Mark Foster, yes please.

BarredfromhavingStella · 05/08/2012 14:49

Whatever floats your boat I suppose-bit on the slim side for me......

PinkNose · 05/08/2012 15:16

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CrispyCod · 05/08/2012 15:19

Get in the queue.......I was there first! Grin

hermionestranger · 05/08/2012 15:19

Mark Foster? I'd do him! Gay or not. I bet Federer is filthy!

YouBrokeMySmoulder · 05/08/2012 15:20

Can someone link to the Olympic totty thread please? Am in need.

CrispyCod · 05/08/2012 15:20

Fifty shades of filthy!

JumpingThroughHoops · 05/08/2012 15:23

Roger, massive pecs , hmmmmmmmm & sigh.

He can take me up The Alps anytime

susiedaisy · 05/08/2012 15:25

Comes in with bucket of ice cold water to throw at you rather over excited ladies!!GrinGrin

MrsMangoBiscuit · 05/08/2012 15:28

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?num=10&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=512&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1366&bih=623&tbm=isch&tbnid=zD0IF2xok-k6qM:&imgrefurl=www.seasonalberries.co.uk/2011/08/seasonal-berries-interviews/mark-foster.html&docid=Kuu56fR1fbcbwM&imgurl=www.seasonalberries.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Mark-Foster.jpg&w=200&h=260&ei=xIIeUOG4F-Oh0QW1j4EI&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=576&vpy=156&dur=475&hovh=162&hovw=124&tx=109&ty=88&sig=118071759444952945925&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=146&tbnw=111&start=0&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:82" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">thought I'd share this one...

JumpingThroughHoops · 05/08/2012 15:39

I'm not lusting after something I have no chance of having, now Rog, is in the realms of --im-possibility

DontmindifIdo · 05/08/2012 18:50

Does anyone really look at big gay colin Colin Jackson and not have their gaydar pinging? Really? He's so camp! But lovely. And can dance (went to a wedding he was attending and he cut some rug)

SirChrisHoysThighs · 05/08/2012 19:26

That gymnast Louis smith is another bit of gay Olympic totty

Notfootball · 05/08/2012 20:11

Mango there's an error in that link. Where Mark describes his favourite way of eating berries, it should read "off the body of Notfootball".

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dementedma · 06/08/2012 20:16

Louis smith is cute