To think my DH is possibly the most disgusting man on the planet?

[Binkyridesagain]

One of his favourite delicacies is Marmite, which is fine, as long as he doesn't come near me until he has brushed his teeth and gargled with disinfectant.

However the vile man just can't stop there, he has discovered Cold Curry on hot buttered toast with or without Marmite and also cold chilli con carne on toast.

I am willing to accept that things could be worse, his disgusting habits could stretch to biting his toenails, picking his nose analysing it then eating it but I feel he has pushed things to far with this mornings choice of breakfast.

Hot buttered crumpet with cheese, not just any cheese but good quality special reserve Lancashire cheese.

ATM I am having trouble looking it at him, how could the man I love stoop to this level!

Is he truly vile or AIBU?

vile

It could have been worse, it could have been M&S cheese

YANBU cold curry on hot toast

Mmmm hot buttered crumpet with marmite and cheese sounds perfect.

I was with you til you got to the crumpet with harmless cheese

that sounds nice

He's vile - crumpets are made from carpet underlay, how anyone can enjoy them is beyond me!

(I have been known to eat a slice of corned beef sandwiched in a custard cream though, so what do I know?!)

ATM the board seems to be divided.

Why do people feel the need to play with perfection? There is nothing that can beat a crumpet dripping with butter, it does not need anything added!

Cheese & crumpet= awesome. Especially with strong flavoured cheese.

YABU!

How about a bowl of pasta with tomato soup on top?

Boiled rice with boiled mushrooms and marrowfat peas?

Boiled eggs you could knock someone out with they are so hard?

Or fried eggs you could use as a scoured they're so crispy?

Jacket potato with boiled rice, beans and super noodles?

Tuna and ketchup in a bowl?

Eggs, Tuna and salad cream in a bowl?

Kedgeree with ketchup?

My dh eats like a lazy teenager. Rank.

But crumpets and cheese is nice

Leave the bastard!

um corned beef and custard cream, omfg Bedders

Binky, I cannot decide if YANBU or YABU, because crumpets with cheese, spesh really tasty cheddar with the crunchy bits are DELISH but curry on toast is just ODD

After BoysBoys post I have decided IABU, he is not the vilest man on the planet

Oh mine is awful with food if given half a chance. For example this morning he appeared at the table with cheese on toast - with mayo! Bleugh.

He loves chilli con carne on toast, I won't mention that curry thing to him else that will also be happening.

Yuck yuck.

Cheese on toast with mayo? What's wrong with that?

I can't get on board with the idea of something savoury on a crumpet. Jam or honey are the only acceptable additions.

Cold curry on toast though. Jesus. I suppose it's like that Toast Toppers stuff you used to get in the 80s. Looked revolting. Do they still make that?

Good god. Is he pregnant?

QOD - for breakfast??? I also loathe mayo

My Ex eats cheese and JAM sandwiches. Together. In the same sandwich. Bleurgh.

God those toast toppers things looked, smelt and tasted like vomit. Who the hell wants vomit on toast for breakfast. My dad thought they were the bees knees and couldn't understand why I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole.

DP will eat all sorts of crap left to his own devices .
tinned meatballs and savoury rice
super noodles and tinned hot dog sausages
rustlers burgers
breakfast in a can

The annoying thing is he's a great cook when he can be bothered, he's just lazy.

And he puts ketchup on everything - grrrr

Oooh yes, strong cheese on a crumpet = awesome.

Cheese+mayo = surfeit of lardiness.

Sandwich spread on toast = rather good.

Ha I just noticed my Olympics name change DID work! I'm trying to be Queen and 007 but it's a bit of a fail ...

I frequently have burnt toast, then add sliced red onion and cheese and re grill then smear with thin coat of low fat mayo

Mmmmmmm

(I've had a gastric bypass and try to have protein with every meal, plain toast is just pointless, I get bored of eggs, it makes perfect sense to me although my dd thinks is wrong)

Cold curry on hot buttered toast is utterly unacceptable without a large dollop of Patak's Brinjal or Hot Lime Pickle. YANBU.

Can you look on this as a 21st century version of Heinz Toast Toppers (can you still get them)? Would that help?

Sounds delicious. I'd eat any of those things. Mind you I used to enjoy tuna fish on chocolate digestives, so who am I to comment?

I will tell him about the lime pickle, I am surprised he hasn't tried it.

He has said that mayo on cheese on toast is sick! He has redeemed himself slightly, I won't leave the bastard just yet