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Original poster

To think it's not funny to whack someone in the stomach with your willy?

96 replies

FrankieAnne · 02/07/2012 21:24

I suffer with IBS and my stomach is killing me so DP finds it hilarious to keep whacking me in the stomach with his willy. Sounds silly but it really hurts.

AIBU to go off in a huff over it?

OP posts:
BertieBotts · 02/07/2012 21:26

He;s being a dick (pun unintended)

Kick him in the balls and then laugh!

BonkeyMollocks · 02/07/2012 21:26

Grab it and yank!

WhiteWidow · 02/07/2012 21:26

HAHHAAHAHHA

I read this to my DP, he decided to do 'the helicopter' in response.

Original poster
FrankieAnne · 02/07/2012 21:27

He isn't allowed to do helicopter as he once knocked over a glass of wine doing it and ruined a new carpet.

OP posts:
hopenglory · 02/07/2012 21:27

He's not called Christian Grey by any chance is he?

BrianCoxhasSmellySox · 02/07/2012 21:27

Your 'D'H is an unsympathetic, childish, cunt.

Grab hold of his bollocks, tug really hard and then laugh loudly in his face.

Failing that - LEAVE THE BASTARD.

Ruudiluca · 02/07/2012 21:28

Eh? Confused

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 21:29

Generally silliness between spouses is funny.
Hurting someone else when you know it hurts isn't.

PackItInNow · 02/07/2012 21:31

How big is it to be whacking you in the belly Confused?

kotinka · 02/07/2012 21:31

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MrsTerryPratchett · 02/07/2012 21:31

Paint your stomach with super glue.

Ambrosius · 02/07/2012 21:32

It is quite funny Grin

Original poster
FrankieAnne · 02/07/2012 21:33

Well no matter what the size, being hit with any solid, blunt object is going to hurt isn't it. It's the impact.

OP posts:
BonkeyMollocks · 02/07/2012 21:35

Solid?? Hmm

Dh is intrigued as to how he manages to get a hit in that hurts. Does he swing and launch?

HeadfirstForHalos · 02/07/2012 21:35

BonkeyMollocks Yeah, but not in a good way! You shouldn't reward bad behaviour.

HeadfirstForHalos · 02/07/2012 21:36

Was it a cream carpet? And was there someone called Adam in it? (is it Adam?)

Stellarforstar · 02/07/2012 21:36

Get some coarse sandpaper and glue it to your tummy with eyelash glue.

Or maybe wrap your tummy in cling film and smear some chilli paste on it; now that would be revenge!

HeadfirstForHalos · 02/07/2012 21:36

Or a Sharon Grin

Original poster
FrankieAnne · 02/07/2012 21:37

I should never have asked him to do the Jesus song, I suppose it's my own fault really.

OP posts:
HeadfirstForHalos · 02/07/2012 21:37

"does he swing and launch"

I'm imaging him doing a run up and everything now Grin

MammaTJ · 02/07/2012 21:40

Grab him by the bollocks till you show him what pain really is!!! Then it will all be sorted!!

kotinka · 02/07/2012 22:27

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FutTheShuckUp · 02/07/2012 22:28

Was he doing the t Rex whilst whacking you with his willy? Or cuddling groceries?

FutTheShuckUp · 02/07/2012 22:29

Is the wasp still dead?

FunnysInLaJardin · 02/07/2012 22:32

he must have an ENORMOUS willy. We have 3 willies in this household and none of them are big enough to whack anything. T rexes ITOH have HUGE willies