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to let everyone know just how excellent my pelvic floor muscles are?

34 replies

Silbury · 29/06/2012 11:50

I've just been leaping around on the bouncy stonehenge and not a leak nor a dribble!

I'm bloody knackered though.

Do your exercises!

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Petsinmypudenda · 29/06/2012 11:53

I had to google. It looks great.

I would of needed tena though

SoleSource · 29/06/2012 11:53

I brought an Athena pelvic floor trainer. I haven't used it and brought it to help tighten the sex muscles.

Silbury · 29/06/2012 11:53

Boing

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MrsMicawber · 29/06/2012 11:54

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AKMD · 29/06/2012 11:54

I've bought an aerobics ball to sit on in the vague hope that I might then be able to use my aerobics trampoline :o

CrispyCod · 29/06/2012 12:01

I really need to do some too. Can anyone point me in the right direction as to where I might find info on what to do?

SoleSource · 29/06/2012 12:06

www.athenafem.co.uk/athenauknu/index.php

For you CrispyCod

Dr Chris Steele advocates this product.

Here

www.athenafem.co.uk/athenauknu/content/choose-athena-pelvic-floor-exerciser#steele

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 29/06/2012 12:07

Well done!!

Mine are ok now....had a bit of a wake up call a couple of years ago when I bounced on a friends trampoline and wet myself a bit Shock

All good now though :) And Squeeze!

WorraLiberty · 29/06/2012 12:09

I'd never heard of this 'wetting yourself on trampolines' thing til I saw a thread a few weeks back Shock

Nearly everyone was saying they guaranteed the OP would wet herself if she bounced on a trampoline.

I was scared to death to try it out, but I had a good old bounce on my DN's trampoline and there wasn't a drop of piss in sight thank the Lord!

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 29/06/2012 12:11

I was ok bouncing Worra but when I went for the seated drop it all went a bit pear shaped! Go on, do that seated drop, I dare ya!

SoleSource · 29/06/2012 12:12

Was hoping this product might help the diminished sensation I experienced during sex. But I guess my weight didn't help either.

SoleSource · 29/06/2012 12:16

Do men suffer wee leakages when they jump on trampolines?

WorraLiberty · 29/06/2012 12:16

I did Betty and the star jumps too!

Mind you, my legs felt like they'd been broken the following morning

LittleWhiteMice · 29/06/2012 12:17

you know you can get that free from the dr?

is it to stop you weeing or to tighten your, er love muscles?

SoleSource · 29/06/2012 12:18

Get what free? @ LittleWhiteMice? - The Athena?

MrsMicawber · 29/06/2012 12:18

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kotinka · 29/06/2012 12:19

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CrispyCod · 29/06/2012 12:19

Thanks Sole Smile

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 29/06/2012 12:19

Worra - I must just have been a bucket crutch then :)

Still, since then DS has his own trampoline and I can bounce away leak free now so all is not lost!

SoleSource · 29/06/2012 12:21

Grin ooh err MrsM

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JodieHarshHasALumpyPennie · 29/06/2012 12:22

HAPPINESS KLAXON*

Inflatable Stonehenge = Greatest Comic Song Of All Time courtesy of Mitch Benn! Kindly lend your ears to

LittleWhiteMice · 29/06/2012 12:23

well i dont know if its athena (i dont know names) but i do know that the drs rent them (you cant keep them forever) similar things you put there that do your muscles.

JodieHarshHasALumpyPennie · 29/06/2012 12:24

(Joy kicks in at about 30 secs)

FioFio · 29/06/2012 12:24

rofl at this thread

I normally empty my bladder before any trampolining just in case