to hope that I do a better job at childreering than many of the parent's I see around?

[carlysreducingtummy]

I know my chubsters only 5months (and 3 days lol), but after a few months of observing the behaviour of older kids, I just hope that my boy will grow up to be better behaved than alot of kids I see around. Some boys today in the park, well I won't go in to it but, I would of been horrified if my one grew up to be as disrectful as that?
Am I wrong in thinking its time for a change and that all new mummies should take a pledge to bring up polite and caring kids as a kickback to this rude genneration that we have before us at the mo?

No a really cute jack russel. one of the wiry ones. lovely, but still shouldnt of been in the playarea's.

I'm still getting over the fact that Maura knew the hot-dog seller's Dad in the biblical sense

Will no-body think of the Chritmas meats??

Ah,I must retire for the night, will check in tomorrow.

Have enjoyed this greatly!

If the Jack Russell was better behaved than the kids then there's every reason to forgive him being in the play area. Maybe he could have taught them how to sit and stay.

I hope the park warden isn't in the hotdawgs

Maybe the "jack russel" is in the hotdawgs...

try this if you're after more of the same:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1504473-To-think-this-is-inappropriate-for-a-5-year-old

is it a full moon??????

Or maybe he could of taught them how to sit and stay Wen?

Jack Russels are renowned for being a terrible influence on children and I believe it is illegal for children under the age of 18 to be out in public with one

Dick van Dyke?! Is that you?!

"playarea's". What belongs to the playarea???????

Fosh maybe she wanted to send for the child catcher then?

DeWe the Jack Russel and the Hotdawgs - do keep up dear

shit I'm still here

does the mumsnet pledge involve something about fruitshoots and greggs sausage rolls? and

It's just The Worst Cockney Accent Ever.

Woyst Cockerney Accent Evor

Oh this is totes Rhubarb having a laff, shurely?

That'll be directed at you, Moiry Foshizzle.

Sorry Brian
I think it's the misuse of apostrophes is distracting me.

Could we add it to the pledge?
"I promise not to put in random apostrophes whenever a word ends in the letter s".

jumping through hoops I am afraid I have got one of the little horrors here. I am hoping some of the good bahaviour rubs off...

oh and at least he is a slim little horror... no exceeding the acceptable bmi hear here

LineRunner

"Jack Russels are renowned for being a terrible influence on children and I believe it is illegal for children under the age of 18 to be out in public with one"

Only when the owner is wearing blue knickers, there's a full moon and an R in the month. Gosh, don't you know anyfink?

lol, its nights like this that i have to delurk and just laugh out loud :)
lurve mumsnet

Is childreering the same as orienteering but with buggies?

Another for the pledge:

I promise not to play that Alberqurkey song on a loop all day long, making the hotdawg seller go all intense