to hope that I do a better job at childreering than many of the parent's I see around?

[carlysreducingtummy]

I know my chubsters only 5months (and 3 days lol), but after a few months of observing the behaviour of older kids, I just hope that my boy will grow up to be better behaved than alot of kids I see around. Some boys today in the park, well I won't go in to it but, I would of been horrified if my one grew up to be as disrectful as that?
Am I wrong in thinking its time for a change and that all new mummies should take a pledge to bring up polite and caring kids as a kickback to this rude genneration that we have before us at the mo?

Stop it now, I'm crying with laughter and I keep making my poor ickle baby boy jump!!

Poor mario, he must be feeling very hurt

@ Sparklingbrook

Bloody DH is making me go to sleep now. I can't WAIT to catch up with this thread tomorrow though, unless it's gone up in smoke by then.

Lucky you having such a well behaved and good mannered 5mo old OP. I'm sure he will remain so forever more. Lol.

What were you doing in the park with a 5 month old that allowed you to observe all this terribleness?

People like the OP really do exist though.
Tis scary.

Not the frickin wasp again, I can't take that.

What about the mole, and the dreaded rabbit, or the spider man? Please tell me they where there!

3 out of 10

So who is on the wind up tonight?

I was a smartarse at 5 months.

By 15 months I was a jibbering wreck.

Ahhh.
Mario
Wasps
T. Rex.
It's all clicking in.
Who are you OP?

Is it wrong that I'm hoping against hope that this is genuine?

I expect the boys were doing The Mole (closed eyes) so they could disregard the signs.

I promise that I will do my best.
To love my children (even when I don't really like them).
To serve them nutritionally balanced meals (Haribo has fruit in, right?)
To help myself to a at the end of the day.
And the keep the MN Law*

*No huns, no hugs, no tickers.

Oooo, Salmo I'm glad you thought of that, the mole must have been there! I am so pleased! :o

And didnt say please or thank you to Mario the icecream vanman

Little fuckers

And the rabbit, and the spiderman face like tony maguire. But only if you have that kind of face. It doesn't work otherwise.

This is totally genuine, just based on observation I've seen since my eyes are widened by having my own LO. Maura, my RLBF said that they would of had a clip round the ear from the local bobby for kicking the bark over the egde of the planting area's. But she's old.

Please come back OP, you're really cheering me up after a bad day at the park with my two ill-behaved children ...

I must 'of' forgotten to take the 'new mummies pledge'!!!

Greggs sausage rolls from Iceland are nutritious, right?

Why were you anywhere near the ice-cream van Carly??

Well, if she's old she won't know much.

Probably spends her time eating Spam and milking her cats.

I won't be giving chubster hariboo. evil stuff that is. Percy Pigs (and all his farmyard friends) all the way.

Dare I ask? What's an RLBF??