to hope that I do a better job at childreering than many of the parent's I see around?

[carlysreducingtummy]

I know my chubsters only 5months (and 3 days lol), but after a few months of observing the behaviour of older kids, I just hope that my boy will grow up to be better behaved than alot of kids I see around. Some boys today in the park, well I won't go in to it but, I would of been horrified if my one grew up to be as disrectful as that?
Am I wrong in thinking its time for a change and that all new mummies should take a pledge to bring up polite and caring kids as a kickback to this rude genneration that we have before us at the mo?

I promise to be the best mummie I can be
To reer my chubsters to the best of my ability
To not disregard signs
To always say thank you to Mario the ice cream vanman
To not bring dogs into playarea's
And most importantly, to become useful, well rounded members of their genneration
Amen.

Lol.

Real Life Best Friend

Real Life Best Friend?

I only have an IBF

And what's hariboo?
Is it like haribo but scary, like little jelly ghosts?

you are all very strange pp's. Surely its only right to wanna bring our los up to be good kids?

Its that bloody Shiney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy Pigs = dead give away!!!!!

hariboo - you open the packet and they pounce at ya!

RLBF- real life best friend?
Don't know for sure though. Or should that be: 'dunno 4 sur tho'?

Hariboo? Priceless!

Why do these always start so late at night? I have to go to bed soon, but I shall now have to stay up a little longer. Just to, you know.......monitor! :o

Real life best friend? As opposed to imaginary best friend?

And she's old?

Mmm hmm

What's a 'LO'??

Are you from netmums??

Real Life Best Friend Maura, possibly relative of Mario?

I'm bringing my child up to be feral.

Peeps will judge me either way, I figure this is the sure fire way to show that I don't give a fuck.

I suspect most of us have felt that way before the pfb could walk and talk. Then reality sets in...

Ps. I'll give you a great hint. Bribery is brilliant with children. It works wonders. I know you're never going to do it at present (or give them chocolate until they're 18) but times change...

I have no los.

Oh hang on you mean LO (little ones)

Ugh

Lo= little one, I presume?

I'm getting good at this- do I get a prize?

Carly tell us about the parents you mention in your title..

I like feral.
My DCs are feral.

But they can spell.
And always say thank you to Mario the ice cream vanman

I wish mn had a 'like' button!

I think when you have lovely little cute kiddies, it's easier to criticise older ones. At six, my ds is still lovely and little and snuggly and sometimes I look in horror at older teenage boys who are all loud and lairy and think to myself what a fab parent I am. Then I give myself a mental slap and think that in ten years, I'll probably have one of those creatures!

Not she's not a relation of Mario, but she "knew" ( in the Bible sense) the father of the lad who runs the hotdawg kiosk. True.

PPs?

What the actual fuck?

Is this something to do with Sharon?

I don't know where to start with that OP but I do look forward to hearing some of your pearls of parenting wisdom :o

I want a park with a Hot Dog kiosk,