To think that Cheryl can't sing?

[SoupDragon]

Truly shite.

I wish she'd find a note.
Any note.
And try and hit it.

God it's awful shit isn't it?

Terrible, looks like a puppet on a fairly inflexible string too.

Hahahahahaaha! She's dreadful! Ha hahahahahahahaah!

the difference in quality between her voie and Gary'smwas embarrassing!

She warmed up as she got into it....still looked amazing!

Typing on iPad so crap!

I do love her, but there's no getting away from it; she cannot sing

It was dire!!

Absolutely bloody awful. Talentless to the hilt.

Her voice is fine as part of a group but solo? unadulterated by computer? No no and no again.

Oh God, it's Cliff Richard. I feel ill.

She can't sing. She's got a hell of a right hook though so perhaps everyone is afraid to tell her?

Gary can sing. She cannot.

And now Cliff!

Now, because I'm an old gimmer, I can remember when he put on a damn fine show and could sing.

Now, however...

She looks lovely but she can't sing a note

I don't think being able to sing is what counts anymore

Even the crowd could not be arsed to clap!
She was shit.

She can't sing at all but I would give my right arm to look like her!

Oh God. Cliff should be sent to the Tower

Hell yes, me too :o

Um, in response to looking like Cheryl. Not being sent to the tower.

She was crap and now OH refuses to change so now it's cliff. I'm breastfeeding can't get away

She sings a damn sight better than me

Still shaking our ears here after Cheryl's murdering of Lady Antebellum.

Now children are gawping at the awfulness of Cliff. 'Is he famous?' said the 14 year old.

PorkyandBess I'd change channels if I were you unless you've put a fortune aside for their therapy.

And now, he sounds so old