To ask you to give a simple yes/no to two simple questions?

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1. Jubilee. Give a shit?
2. Olympics. Give a shit?

1. Only the extra bh.
2. Passing interest.

Im shocked at the amount of people who think sport is pointless!

No
No

I do give a shit about both, because I am bloody annoyed about them.

1. I am anti-Royal
2. I am annoyed at the money that has been diverted from community sports to fund the olympics. Great for GB plc. Crap for ordinary people and the health of the nation.

1 Yes
2 No

A little bit

Not really, but it will give something to watch on tv when I am trapped on holiday hell hundreds of miles from home with the ex-p, his parents, grandparents and assorted other family members, no phone signal and no internet.

Yes and yes

Yes

Olympics? Undecided. Veering more towards No than Yes

No and no, but I do have tickets to the Olympics because the DCs nagged me to apply. I will probably spend the time complaining loudly about having no food choices apart from McDs and wearing clothes with subversive non-sponsor logos.

Yes
No

You're going to the Olympics but don't actually want to?

yes
yes

No and yes....

Yes and yes - this year is brilliant! (And no, I'm not thick!)

1. Yes
2. Yes - have tickets and can't wait

No
No

Ariel - was that question to me?

Yes, if it was just up to me there is no way I would have applied for tickets, as I have absolutely zero interest in sport, but the DCs wanted to go, so I did, and we have tickets to two very minor, very cheap events. I certainly won't be watching it on TV.

1. a bit
2. Yes

NO
NO

No

No (although DP likes sport so I will be encouraging this fantastic opportunity for mumsnetting strengthening the father son bond )

Yes
Yes

Yes - will not see another diamond jubilee in my lifetime.
Yes - the best athletes on the planet will be in London.

Yes
yes

No and no.

Yes
Yes