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Original poster

To wean my 12 week old on some pre chewed Greggs sausage roll?

29 replies

SaggyCeratops · 30/05/2012 09:56

Well am I?

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GnocchiNineDoors · 30/05/2012 09:56
Grin
CarpeJugulum · 30/05/2012 09:57

Only if you haven't moistened it with a fruit shoot.

Get it right! Wink

Original poster
SaggyCeratops · 30/05/2012 09:58

He's been on fruit shoot for 3 weeks already. It stops him coughing after his first morning ciggie.

OP posts:
QueenElizaBeatHer · 30/05/2012 09:58

YABU. Surely this should have been done earlier? Grin

Petsinmypudenda · 30/05/2012 09:59

If you dip it in coke it will mush it for you.

And the tomato base on the greggs pizza counts as one of your 5 a day

Indith · 30/05/2012 09:59

YABU he should be having coke in his bottle.

Why you chewing it for him anyway? Just give him some monster munch, thye melt in the mouth like. Have you not heard of BLW?

Idocrazythings · 30/05/2012 09:59

YABU if tomato sauce is not mixed in.

CarpeJugulum · 30/05/2012 10:00

No. You need a can of Stella to combat the coughing after the ciggie.

Or a bottle of Buckfast.

Original poster
SaggyCeratops · 30/05/2012 10:01

He doesn't have any hair yet. WIBI to put one of those head bands on him? --even though he is a boy?

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BrianButterfield · 30/05/2012 10:02

Your bubs your choice hun xxx

LST · 30/05/2012 10:02
Grin
Original poster
SaggyCeratops · 30/05/2012 10:04

CRIKEY, that didn't last long.... We hadn't even made 100 posts telling he op to fuck off and it's gone poof already! Sad

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GnocchiNineDoors · 30/05/2012 10:04

OP, it was toooooooooooo obvious.

Subtlety is key.

CarpeJugulum · 30/05/2012 10:05

Oh, we are good Grin

Lurked and enjoyed, but didn't post.

Petsinmypudenda · 30/05/2012 10:06

If uput girlz clipz on him u will turn him gay babes don't do it. Put him in trakkies and a football top and dont forget some bling bling

Original poster
SaggyCeratops · 30/05/2012 10:12

Maybe I could get him a bandana.

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Original poster
SaggyCeratops · 30/05/2012 10:35

Oi, you cuntz, you were meant to start a bunfight! Grin

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GnocchiNineDoors · 30/05/2012 10:39

it was the MN username that made me realise....you've obviously been on the 'lets be a dinosaur' NN thread Grin

Now, if you'd name changed to KaydensMummyLuvHimLoadzzz2012 and done AIBU to give my DC sausage rolls for packed lunch every day? BAM.....there's your bunfight.

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SaggyCeratops · 30/05/2012 10:46

rookie mistake! I'd forgotten about the name Aksherly, I need to switch back to SOCCP!

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RachelWalsh · 30/05/2012 10:48

Happy mum, happy baby.

annalovesmrbates · 30/05/2012 10:55

Its your bub hun, you do what you think. Happy yummy mummy = happy bubz. Lolz and hugz

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SaggyCeratops · 30/05/2012 11:03

Anna, I read your NN as Anal love masterbates!! ShockBlush

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ZhenThereWereTwo · 30/05/2012 11:08

Don't forgetz the white lightning - gotz loadz a vit C in there innnit

Lovelynewboots · 30/05/2012 12:31

YABU, you need to give the baby chips as well to make it a really balanced diet. Vegetables are very important, can't believe you don't know that

EdgarAllenPimms · 30/05/2012 12:32

Yanbu it's how cavewomen weaned their babies....

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