To wean my 12 week old on some pre chewed Greggs sausage roll?

[SaggyCeratops]

Well am I?

What you feed him doesn't matter. Just make sure his earring matches his trainers.

Mind and buy the sausage roll cold instead of hot as it@ll be cheaper.
Unless its straight from the oven of course

now if you some veg you really need to serve it with hoops.

I agree with ratspeaker- the temperature is the deciding factor here. Don't go wasting your taxes paying for warm sausage rolls. You can regurgitate them warmer than Greg's serves them anyway.