...To think Coleen Rooney is an idiot for giving her TWO year old son a can of diet pepsi to drink

[MsPaperbackWriter]

poor Kai Rooney has been pictured sipping a can of diet coke...

Does anyone actually think this is ok?! What was Coleen thinking? Silly girl.

My kids have coke. Shoot me. Aaaarrrrggghhhh!!!! Oh come on everybody, 80/20 surely? We all like a treat don't we?

Can't we all find something to discuss that we can actually give a fuck about?

Colleen is obviously a cunt.

Maybe she's doing an advertising deal with them or something, who knows

Look, the woman had sex with Wayne Rooney and yet THIS is the thing that riles you? you would need a few lines of coke to do that!!

I always think of Shrek and Fiona when I see Wayne and Coleen

My makeup artist friend has 'done' her, and says she is genuinely, Really Nice.
This was before the disapppointing diet coke revelation, however.

I expect she has changed her mind about her now.

It's all so sad. After years of parenting just by thinking 'what would Colleen do?" I am going to have to rethink.

I expect so Hazel.

It doesn't matter how nice she is, how kind, loving or decent, now she has fed her child caffeinated and aspartame loaded products she should be shunned.

oh save your faux indignation
coke not ummm coke

I think we should all have role models.

I am going to adopt Fanny Craddock as my role model, primarily for the green eyeshadow, but mostly for her way of dealing with her husband.

Bags I Jordan.

yes yes to shrek and Fiona
if her giving Kai some coke is biggest thing that irks you obviously missed him shagging a granny

DD's currently drinking a bottle of Irn Bru fiery, and not her first of the day week.
Shoot me now

colleens no role model
stop yakking about schlebs
get on with your own real life

I just read "think Coleen Rooney is an idiot to..." bit and thought that her neandathal hubby had been caught with his pants down again!!

'goodnight, and may your donuts be just like Fannys'

What is Irn Bru fiery? Is it spicy Irn Bru?

Gawd, this thread is making me crave an ice cold coke.
Must go raid the toddler's stash.

Whoever compared diet coke and ribenna, you do no it even says on the side of ribenna ' not suitable for children under 3'

Colleen who?

thought she might of been caught out what she used to do in a back of a taxi

I have failed as a mother then forevergreek - I used to give mine Ribena occasionally. I only reserved it as a special treat because it was expensive.

They grew up just fine and never had a filling until their mid twenties - and that was only one each.

What did Colleen do in the back of a taxi??

indeed what did mrs Rooney do in a cab
squabble about fare
eat chips and cheese
belch

What the hell is the woman thinking?

Didn't Coke dropWayne as their face of Coke (worth 2.5 million)? If I were her I'd be on the Pepsi Max.

Yes but diet coke dropped Wayne for his prostitute antics, didn't she.

So perhaps Colleen is being subversive.