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To wonder how Hagrids mum and dad did the nasty?

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bogeyface · 14/05/2012 23:18

Re-reading The Goblet of Fire to keep up with DD2's questions!

Hagrid - Half giant, half human.

Hagrids Dad - "Tiny little man" There is reference to a photo of an 8 foot Hagrid at age 11 towering over his very small father.

Hagrids Mum - Giantess of about 20 feet tall or so.

Assuming his dad was only "tiny" by giant standards, and he was actually 6 foot tall that still leaves a difference of 14 ish feet. And of course, we have to take into account the difference in size of genitalia, and the fact that giants are well known to be violent and aggresive.

So, tell me how it was done!

OP posts:
AdiposeLoveMe · 28/06/2014 12:40

Thank you Kirjava!
That explains some of it.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 28/06/2014 13:33

The thoughr of a giant doing the nasty with a female human makes my fanjo clench, you'd have a bloody wizards sleeve after that.

flummoxedlummox · 28/06/2014 13:58

Looks like it was not just MN that was pondering this question.

puffylovett · 28/06/2014 23:51

Iwanda Goodhumps ROFL
FWIW I always assumed Wizard Wireless Network as in Wireless radio - like in the 40's..When radio was called the wireless.. IYSWIM!! drunk

HilariousInHindsight · 28/06/2014 23:55

Better than the reverse tbf.

Perhaps his Mum was a small giant so maybe 14ft and Hagrids Dad 6.5ft so nearly half size.

Better than my alternative line of thought.

HilariousInHindsight · 29/06/2014 00:12

Ah see it's an old thread.

He waited til she was asleep and climbed in and had his hollies then climbed back in.

Or engorgio.

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