To wonder how Hagrids mum and dad did the nasty?

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Re-reading The Goblet of Fire to keep up with DD2's questions!

Hagrid - Half giant, half human.

Hagrids Dad - "Tiny little man" There is reference to a photo of an 8 foot Hagrid at age 11 towering over his very small father.

Hagrids Mum - Giantess of about 20 feet tall or so.

Assuming his dad was only "tiny" by giant standards, and he was actually 6 foot tall that still leaves a difference of 14 ish feet. And of course, we have to take into account the difference in size of genitalia, and the fact that giants are well known to be violent and aggresive.

So, tell me how it was done!

Engorgio charm?

His dad must have just made a run for it a bit lke a javellin thrower

My parents collie was mated by a small jack russell who stood on a wall !

Eamon and ruth had their dog on this morning she was a sausage dog colie mix just how

Yup I was going to point out Hagrids dad was a wizard and there is a engorgio charm.

Bet all the man wizards use it

How come this is in the weekly email? I started it TWO years ago :o

Cause it's rather brilliant and livens up an otherwise dull Friday?

Yep, that will be it! :o

I am not complaining, just confused as the the responses since have only been because of the email!

If you like I can tell my story about what happened to Hagrid after the Battle of Hogwarts!

This may be my most favouritest thread ever.

I think the spell 'engorgio' (I think that's what it's called) was used.

Ooh did nobody answer the Twilight one? Meyer explained it in an interview, she said that Ed's 'venom' acted as lubricant around his body, like blood, and also provided the necessary 'pooling' that was needed for him to get it orn. So pretty much, "because magic, and I said so"

I have had a few glasses of wine. I am not ready for this thread

Centaur humping, eh?

I've just seen this on the weekly email.

A friend of mine is fairly short with a very tall husband. She says everyone is the same size lying down.

They aren't the same lying down if there is 13 feet between them! His cock would be in her eye!

Some women like a bit of cock in the eye. It is not for us to judge nods wisely

Too true....not sure they could've made Hagrid that way though...

Buffy fans have been wondering about the vampire blood circulation thing for ages. The heterosexual male fans do anyway. Most of the others are entirely happy to take it on trust that scantily clad male vampires can do the nasty.

I presumed Twilight was because the rest of him was as hard as marble, so that bit would be too...

Doesn't really explain the ejaculating though.

I vote for some sort of sex charm. There simply has to be The Sandard book of Sex Spells by Iwanda Goodhumps.

Mumsnet is The Best! Thank you everyone for the belly laughs! We've been so sad since our 14 yo dog died. Laughter is so healing. I love reading your posts way over here 'across the Pond'. xo

The Sandard book of Sex Spells by Iwanda Goodhumps

That is marvellous.

I feel a smutty fanfic cuming coming on.

That IS weird. I didn't notice it was an old thread!

You just need a half hearted look at Greek mythology to see anything is possible. Leda upduffed by Zeus in swan form. Pasiphae shagged a bull and gave birth to the minotaur, centaurs and satyrs abound.

Maybe he seagulled her in the cooch. Just went and lobbed a handful in her