Well I just returned from the supermarket where I somehow managed to extract two extremely small people from my fairly wide car in a perfectly normal-sized space.
However, I did manage to have a parking dispute with another woman while NOT EVEN PARKING IN P&C SPACES. That is how good I am. Nowhere near the P&C spaces and someone still had a whinge at me.
I was parked a fair way from the entrance in an aisle that was about three-quarters empty, as was the rest of the carpark. I had one empty space on one side and about five on the other. There was then one car parked and then the rest of the aisle empty on my side. There were also three empty spaces directly opposite me.
I had put DS1 in the car and was taking DS2 out of the sling and putting him in, obviously with the door open, when I became aware of a certain amount of engine revving nearby. I looked up to see a glaring woman in an unfeasibly large car, attempting to enter the space that my door was blocking. I did a bit of a meercat impression over the roof of my car, peered around at all the empty spaces and looked back at her and did a "are you serious?" expression. She glared and jabbed her finger at my door. I did another meercat car-park reccy, shrugged and continued unloading DS2. She sat there, occasionally revving the engine at me. I ignored her. She eventually reversed at speed and drove into the space on the other side of me, pointedly parking so close that I was going to have difficulty getting into the driver's seat. She then got out, slammed her door and said "Is there any particular reason why you were deliberately blocking me from getting into that space."
"Yes," I said. "I'm an utter cow and like stopping people from accessing the only space in the whole carpark. Oh hang on a minute.."
So she stomped off, still glaring and muttering.
I seem to have some kind of attraction for parking-obsessives who absolutely must park in a particular spot or explode with fury. I posted a while ago about a woman who had a hissy fit because I had to get two children in the car before she could have my space in a not-full carpark.
I might as well actually crack on and use the P&C spaces if people are still going to get the arse with me in the normal, not-near-the-entrance spaces!