False eyelashes on the school run?

[HexagonalQueenOfTheSummer]

AIBU to think this is excessive? And when worn in conjunction with 4 inch heels, full fake tan, clothes suitable for a nightclub and hairpieces AIBU to think it's laughably over the top for the school run?

Said woman has told me she gets up at 5am every school day to get ready.

I know exactly what you mean Farside. When I used to swim there was women like this. I think it helps if you are over 60 and leathery. The clue to this is in leather skin.

HAHA it works though MrsJay

Rethinking headgear here. Are traffic cones available? Stuffed ferret?

Go with the ferret, it will bring out the colour of your eyes.

I've got lovely ferret coloured eyes

now this is more like it

cocolepew I am half tempted by no more nails but am half sure you were actually joking

Yy, the leathery skin enables you to swim without actually getting wet.

I love the older women in Spain who proceed majestically down into the sea and then bob around for hours shouting at each other until DH has cooked the food then they head back up to their sawn off beach chair. What a life.

Good lord .
Are a lot of people feeling hormonal today?

Hex you're luffly.
There are lots of bullying/bitchy comments on this site.
You ain't one of the suspects.

ah... calm is restored... nannyplums'smum is here!

night night all. X

Awww thanks NannyPlum :)