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AIBU to think that this is bizarre (male birth orgasm)

45 replies

clarabellabunting · 26/04/2012 09:45

I came across this story online and cannot get my head around it:
jezebel.com/5904427/real-housewives-simon-van-kempen-ejaculated-on-his-wife-while-she-gave-birth-to-their-son

It's about a couple from a US reality show (Real Housewives of New York) and the fact that while experiencing something like an orgasmic birth, the wife realised her husband had too:

"Once he was finally out of my body, I experienced a tsunami of endorphins that was almost orgasmic, and I understand completely the stories other women have written about ecstatic birth. Simon was sitting behind me at the point of birth, and later when we untangled ourselves he discovered he'd actually ejaculated though hadn't felt any of the normal lead-up to that. It may seem distasteful to some, and definitely neither of us was thinking of sex at the time, but with the rush of emotion and my lower nerve endings going crazy, it's not too far a stretch to say that it's a profound experience."

Is that something that happens???! I was skeptical enough about female orgasmic birth experiences but this is something else... Has anyone heard of this before?

It am trying to be open minded but it is weird isn't it?

OP posts:
AmnesiaCustard · 26/04/2012 09:47

I think it's a bit weird too. But I think it is even weirder that he goes public with it.

Softlysoftly · 26/04/2012 09:47

Ewewewewewewewewewewewewew

Mrsjay · 26/04/2012 09:48

yes its kind of weird but they are on a reality show so i guess they have to say something controversial but its just bloody strange , I dont think my husband had anysort of orgasim Hmm

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 26/04/2012 09:49

OH GROSS! Thanks for sharing! Confused

SmethwickBelle · 26/04/2012 09:50

Is he sure he didn't just wet himself?

manicbmc · 26/04/2012 09:50

Well, that's put me off my yoghurt. Confused

AmnesiaCustard · 26/04/2012 09:50

If my husband had done this I think my reaction might well have been "stop thinking of yourself for one bloody moment!"

TheOneWithTheHair · 26/04/2012 09:51

Not quite the same but when dh tried a little gas and air while I was in labour. The result was a huge boner and we both found the irony of it hilarious. Once the effects of the gas and air wore off so did his erection.

I would have killed him if he'd reacted the same during the actual birth though.

WorraLiberty · 26/04/2012 09:51

I love the way the link says he ejaculated 'on' his wife.

I had a mental image I probably shouldn't share Shock

It's weird though...but what do you expect from reality TV 'Stars'?

WilsonFrickett · 26/04/2012 09:52

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
WTAF do people feel the need to share stuff like this? (not you OP).

Yuck, yuck, yuck.

And arf at Amnesia

Mrsjay · 26/04/2012 09:56

i am loving the eeewwwwwwwws Grin

Oogaballoo · 26/04/2012 10:08

Gosh.

Um.

Bleurgh.

maras2 · 26/04/2012 10:08

Just got sick in my mouth < faints >

YonWhaleFish · 26/04/2012 10:10

Gross.

Voidka · 26/04/2012 10:14

He probably just weed a little bit.

I feel a bit ill now.

cheekybarsteward · 26/04/2012 10:17

Trust me, having Simon at the birth or the conception for that matter is enough to make anyone violently sick....

cheekybarsteward · 26/04/2012 10:18

There are You Tube videos of him singing in leather trousers..

supernannyisace · 26/04/2012 10:20

Blimey.

Out of the oddities on the Real Housewives - that couple are possibly the oddest anyway.

But why the need to share??????????? Oh, yes - publicity Grin

SardineQueen · 26/04/2012 10:37

hahahahahahaha that's hilarious!

AnneOfCleavers · 26/04/2012 10:45

How wierd!

everlong · 26/04/2012 10:46

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

GinPalace · 26/04/2012 10:48

It's a bit of a icky way to bump your ratings up!!! Ewwwwww

Even if it was true, just keep it to yourself, others don't need or want to know!!!!

Softlysoftly · 26/04/2012 10:51

Erm also did anyone else notice that they had to "untangle" themselves and how exactly if he was fully clothed did he come on her rather than in his pants????

Does anyone else now suspect their poor midwife had to be at a naked wrapped around each other birthing.....

comedycentral · 26/04/2012 10:53

Barf! Imagine being the poor midwife having to watch the orgasmic wife and her jizzy husband?

SoozyWoozy · 26/04/2012 10:55

Gross.

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