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To have a huge crush on all the men in Horrible Histories?

40 replies

Milkandlotsofwineplease · 22/04/2012 23:26

Honestly, I'm watching series 4 on the iplayer, and they are all SO hot! It's just ridiculous.

Mathew Baynton- Those gorgeous Chocolate Minstrel eyes. The hilarious comic timing. The Dick Turpin sketch! Need I say more?

Ben Willbond- The dashingly handsome good looks, the suave style.

Laurence Rickard- Gorgeous deep, sexy voice (in real life), smooth moves in the RAF pilots song.

Jim Howick- So cuddly, you just want to pick him up and squish him to death.

Simon Farnaby- The best curly hair in the world ever.

I am seriously addicted. Also, the new series is the funniest thing ever. So pleased it's already been commissioned for a 5th series.

Please tell me I'm not alone in my obsession? Blush

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5318008 · 22/04/2012 23:28

YANBU at ALL

I would shag them all, and that Mathew Baynton twice

HTH Grin

Kewcumber · 22/04/2012 23:31
musicposy · 22/04/2012 23:36

YANBU

I went through a phase of wanting to shag fancying the Wiggles Blush

tumbleweedblowing · 22/04/2012 23:39

YANBU

Clever, funny, and interested in children. What's not to like?

That said, the Wiggles is just plain wrong.....

Rustygussets · 22/04/2012 23:39

The only lust worthy man for me on TV is the Baynton.

He positively oozes sex twinkles.

He has a nobbly beauty doesn't he? Quite rare....

musicposy · 22/04/2012 23:41

It was the purple one, mainly Blush Blush

SophieNeveau · 22/04/2012 23:41

Horrible Histories, should be moved to Saturday early evening, it is not kids tv it is family entertainment!

Rustygussets · 22/04/2012 23:42

Can someone please link to a Dick Turpin picture?

It is necessary to fully consider the point! Grin

Milkandlotsofwineplease · 22/04/2012 23:44

Rustygussets Nobbly beauty is a fantastic description Grin The Baynton is just divine.

Yes Sophie It definitely should be moved to a different time slot. It is wasted at 5pm on a Monday. It's one of the best shows on the TV!

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Rustygussets · 22/04/2012 23:45

I will not google purple wiggle.

musicposy · 22/04/2012 23:50

Googling Mathew Baynton, apparently lots of people would.

You are definitely not alone!

Milkandlotsofwineplease · 23/04/2012 00:07

Yes, lot's of us would Grin

His wife is one lucky laydee (sigh)

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HugeFurryWishingStool · 23/04/2012 00:19

feast thine eyes

Rustygussets · 23/04/2012 00:28

I'd like to cover him with jelly trifle!

WhereYouLeftIt · 23/04/2012 00:56

I love the fourth picture down of Matthew Baynton (And there are lots of others here too, including the video clip of Dick Turpin.)

And a video of him singing here.

LindyHemming · 23/04/2012 06:53

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HokeyCokeyPigInaPokey · 23/04/2012 07:12

dh met Matt Baynton recently, he was funny and nice and spoke alot about his new baby. He wrote a lovely note for dd1 who loves H.H.

MrsChemist · 23/04/2012 07:16

YANBU

sheepgomeep · 23/04/2012 07:19

Oh, oh you are so not alone! Ben and matt are my favourite, dd1 thinks im mad although she does have a secret crush on matt

I thought I'd died and gone to heaven when I saw them all in the RAF song!

GiantPuffball · 23/04/2012 07:27

I can't work out which costume I like best

Rustygussets · 23/04/2012 07:37

Best to give it a good effort though Giant. Wink

EdithWeston · 23/04/2012 07:40

Here is The Mathew Baynton Appreciation thread.

It has a lot of links with pix: including with his band, and in some quite urrm distinctive other costumes, plus some of other HH actors (including the shorts and leg warmers).

hairytale · 07/05/2012 15:25

Yanbu.

it is the best thing on tv I love it i am researching it for DD as she is only 15 weeks old

NearlyMrsCustardsHardHat · 07/05/2012 17:04

YANBU. They are the sole reason I let the kids watch HH Blush

Angiefernackerpan · 07/05/2012 19:27

I shouldn't have clicked on this thread, my Mathew Baynton fever has been pretty much under control for a while.

Vapours coming on... must resist urge to look at Dick Turpin song on youtube...

What the hell is it about that man? I think it must be the costumes.

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