To fantasise over sex with John

[ChickenSkin]

Prescott? I know he's not your average hunk and I'd probably choose Johnny Depp over him if I was given the choice but I could really imagine it with J Prescott. I never used to like him but <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=john+prescott&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&biw=1138&bih=535&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=lMbPHO4wVNzgNM:&imgrefurl=www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/dec/28/john-prescott-defends-china-copenhagen&docid=VwlELCfFb7VaVM&imgurl=static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/12/27/1261942168233/John-Prescott-campaigning-001.jpg&w=460&h=276&ei=ql2MT66uLoWP0AXvrqjsCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=573&vpy=204&dur=469&hovh=174&hovw=290&tx=145&ty=99&sig=111285780845549923506&page=1&tbnh=122&tbnw=204&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:126" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this picture of him really turned me.

Any other admirers out there?

I would rather have John Major.

Or John Wayne.

Are you his wife?

Nah I used to have a thing for John Major but not now.

Facecrack, no I'm not

Actually LOLd at the photo of his sexface :o

I opened this thread with the expectation that your first word would be "Barrowman" but this, this is even worse.

Sick in my mouth a little....

Do you mind? I'm about to have my dinner.

Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans! Imagine that on its vinegar strokes

Chicken - I can only assume that you are either joking or have taken leave of your senses. You probably need to see somebody about this.

I can't think of any fanciable Johns.

Sick in my mouth a lot, stretch, however fantasise away. We are all different thankfully!

This thread and the linked pic made me laugh so hard

lol!

NO.

There was a freak MN-er that fancied George Osborne a while back. This is about as outlandish and sick and wrong as that.

Christ knows there are enough hotties in the world to perv over without resorting to MPs. Any of them. They should be totally off limits to the sexual bit of our brains, honestly. Back to Johnny Depp now, woman I beseech you!

Johnny Depp, John Travolta, John Simm, Johnny Lee Miller, to name but a few

Stretch, exactly what I was going to write, a little more warning would've been nice.

no need to make fun of John's bulimia susiedaisy :-)

I cant even think of anything to write in response to that op.

That was the picture that sealed the deal? Really? Really?

Bishop yes prescott omg are you serious?

Oooooh, yes

And did you hear him on Desert Island Discs recently? He was so.....loveable.

I need to go for a lie down.

I've spent the night in his house. But you don't need to be jealous - nothing happened.

erm, what do you find attractive OP?