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To fantasise over sex with John

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ChickenSkin · 16/04/2012 18:59

Prescott? I know he's not your average hunk and I'd probably choose Johnny Depp over him if I was given the choice but I could really imagine it with J Prescott. I never used to like him but <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=john+prescott&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&biw=1138&bih=535&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=lMbPHO4wVNzgNM:&imgrefurl=www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/dec/28/john-prescott-defends-china-copenhagen&docid=VwlELCfFb7VaVM&imgurl=static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/12/27/1261942168233/John-Prescott-campaigning-001.jpg&w=460&h=276&ei=ql2MT66uLoWP0AXvrqjsCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=573&vpy=204&dur=469&hovh=174&hovw=290&tx=145&ty=99&sig=111285780845549923506&page=1&tbnh=122&tbnw=204&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:126" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this picture of him really turned me.

Any other admirers out there?

OP posts:
kittyandthefontanelles · 16/04/2012 20:01

The woman he had an affair with likened sex with him to having a wardrobe fall on you with its key still in the door. Hmmmm.....

DilysPrice · 16/04/2012 20:07

Actually kitty that was said of the even more dreamy Nicholas Soames.

Of the OP, I can only quote the words of the first reader of "Crash" - "This author is beyond psychiatric help".

Mrsrobertduvall · 16/04/2012 20:08

Actually when he was younger he was quite handsome.
Then he ate all the pies Grin

Have you got Pauline Prescott hair op?

Gef · 16/04/2012 20:08

I fancied Gordon Brown a bit

shrugs

MrsKittyFane · 16/04/2012 20:12

headFairy no! He still looks a bit slimy :(

stretch · 16/04/2012 20:23

Well, Gordon Brown at least has a nice smile. I can almost see the attraction. Hmm

MrsKittyFane · 16/04/2012 20:40

stretch I'm not keen (!)

Starwisher · 16/04/2012 21:25

Gosh, i cant believe what he used to look like in his younger days. A great motivation to stick at weight watchers if ever there was one!

babybarrister · 16/04/2012 23:08

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FreudianSlipper · 16/04/2012 23:12

i am lost for words

really i am Shock

tinkertitonk · 17/04/2012 00:09

It's just the UK lot who are so off-putting. This good girl likes this bad boy. And there's something about Hilary Clinton that makes me pay attention.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 17/04/2012 00:13

Shock oh the horror!!

This is all so wrong

BaronessBomburst · 17/04/2012 00:17

I'm guessing it must have been a while, eh, Chicken? Grin

RoxyRobin · 17/04/2012 00:28

No, Kitty! The wardrobe with the key in the door was Nicholas Soames - worse than Prescott, even, though more articulate.

MrsKittyFane · 17/04/2012 07:04

RoxyRobin No, Nicholas not keen on him either :(

:o

RoxyRobin · 17/04/2012 09:49

MrsKitty, it was kittyandthefontanelles (can see the fontanelles having the Pauline Prescott 'do') I was contradicting! Though I see someone else already did. Still, it gives us all a chance to see your pic of the lovely Nicholas!

Was walking past our town hall a few years ago when to my horror a gurning John Prescott suddenly emerged. I'm afraid he is no better in the (abundant) flesh.

SigmundFraude · 17/04/2012 11:05

Urgh..God no!! Why??

AFuckingKnackeredWoman · 17/04/2012 11:16

This topic is disgusting! Prescott? What The fuck is wrong with you!
There should have been a warning or something, I was eating and everything...

Envy
SarryB · 17/04/2012 11:22

Jabba the Hut.

toofattorun · 17/04/2012 11:30

I thought you meant John Barrowman. I had a dream about him once. Wishful thinking but he was very straight in my filthy dream...

porcamiseria · 17/04/2012 11:31

its actually an OK photo!!! OP I kind of like him (but not that way)

Hey, is everyone on this thread with a handsome hunk? exactly

let OP be with her desires!

FeeltheBeeranddoitanyway · 18/04/2012 22:52

www.b3ta.com/board/5889922

nameuschangeus · 18/04/2012 22:53
tartyflette · 18/04/2012 22:59

Do you also hanker after Churchill the insurance ad dog? The resemblance is uncanny..... must be the jowls.

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