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Peter Andre on the cover of Heat

47 replies

MrsHeffley · 14/04/2012 17:01

I would normally sound the orange Klaxon but seriously Shock!!!!

Just saw said Heat today with a very posed Pete on the front page.Is there nothing in this man's life he won't pimp out?

I get that it's horrible nursing an ill sibling but....

a)does this man not deserve some dignity and privacy?
b) What does hawking an ill man's battle with cancer achieve?
c) It's not all about you Pete.Hmm

OP posts:
cybbo · 14/04/2012 17:04

Ohhhh it is all about Pete

It's ALWAYS all about Pete

Mrsjay · 14/04/2012 17:06

It isnt all about pete are you sure Grin he annoys me just as much as his ex wife they will talk about anything and sell the pictures sigh hate slebs with a passion ,

BornToShopForcedToWork · 14/04/2012 17:42

Is that the reason I couldn't get Heat anywhere today?

DesperatelySeekingBunnies · 14/04/2012 20:10

I'm waiting for a magazine cover with a posed oh-so-sincere piccy outlining his most recent dump and all the details,/his lastest wank/the hemroids so huge they're hanging out his backside like a bunch of grapes.

It doesn't surprise me in the least that he's pimping his brother's cancer battle out. He shouldn't and I wouldn't be happy if I was his brother. But then this is ofcourse, all about the small penised orange one.

luvviemum · 14/04/2012 20:11

I used to like him but he just gets on my wick now

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MrsHeffley · 14/04/2012 20:49

It was PA doing the grieving brother pose(with screaming headlines) as opposed to the "I love my kids"pose or the "my ex treats me baaaaaad" pose or even the "I have a new woman"pose.Twas highly distasteful-even for him.

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arghh · 14/04/2012 21:37

why waste energy on even caring what he does/says/wears!!
and HEAT earghh really???

LentillyFart · 14/04/2012 21:40

I don't much care about PA one way or the other but this I do know - if that was me and some idiot was happy to pay me for details of my latest enormous dump, athlete's foot, itchy arse end - whatever - then I would very happily allow them to do so and take it all while it lasted.

BupcakesandCunting · 14/04/2012 21:45

Did he not mention how much he loves his kids at all? Shock

TalcAndTurnips · 14/04/2012 21:47

No, Bups - but you could see it in his eyes Sad

Cherriesarelovely · 14/04/2012 21:48

Would you really though Lentilly? It is as though NOTHING in his life is sacred. He is supremely annoying.

BupcakesandCunting · 14/04/2012 21:51

Thank God, Talc. I couldn't bear it if he didn't love them kids no more. The world couldn't bear it.

TalcAndTurnips · 14/04/2012 21:57

Bups - he loves them so much more than we all love our children. We can all learn something from this cantaloupe-faced super-patriarch Smile

SophieNeveau · 14/04/2012 22:03

Yes like most Fathers the world over, you love your Kids, who are you trying to convince, yourself, because really you love yourself more!

He has gone to new lows pimping out the ill relatives, I don't buy heat and I know the Dad had a bad heart, a brother had a gastric sleeve and one is being treated at the royal marsden for Kidney cancer.

I also know he failed environmental health in his coffee shop!

BupcakesandCunting · 14/04/2012 22:32

Pete's love for his kids could provide enough power to light up one million Old Traffords.

Mrsjay · 14/04/2012 22:33

He didnt mention how much he loved his children at all im shocked and stunned Shock

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 14/04/2012 22:38

Ah,he was pictured in his 1 star coffee shop giving a hot,long,brown,frothy topped one to Amy Childs.

Tut! Shock

TalcAndTurnips · 14/04/2012 22:40

If you could represent Pete's love for his kids in distance form, it would reach beyond Neptune.

Most of us could only just about manage the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter Sad

Mrsjay · 14/04/2012 22:43

sigh i wish i had as much love for my children as P a does for his i am an obvious failure Grin and dont get me started on amy childs !

RedBlanket · 14/04/2012 22:44

Does he not even pretend to make records any more?

corlan · 14/04/2012 22:46

Has anyone mentioned that he's a 'single dad'?

Mrsjay · 14/04/2012 22:46

nope he just does his telly programme heat this morning (when im a celeb is on ) loving his children caring single handedly for his brother , I dont think there is time for him to make a cd anymore , shame that Wink

SophieNeveau · 14/04/2012 22:54

His new show was on after midnight last night, I caught a bit of it, it is the same old as the last chapters.

Pete moving a pool table, got bored half way, messed about trying to look cool and sexy when others moved the table. He gets the table to his house and says he didn't even play pool.

He was worried the new dog was going to poo on the floor as it ran past the housekeeper, who most likely would be cleaning up tge dog poo when the camera was turned off.

He is a manchild.

GetOrfMoiLand78 · 14/04/2012 22:56

Have you seen the advert for his new programme on some sky channel (living or something).

All bouncy and upbeat music with Pete giving fuck-me eyes to camera , then the music changes to sad music (like the different music they used to play at the end of crossroads where someone died) and 'oh no Pete looks after cancer brother' cue tears.

Is there nothing this man won't sell?

Nancy66 · 14/04/2012 22:58

I watched some of his new show this week.

He went to Africa to do some charity work and visited a hospital where a baby died while he was there.....he was filmed in tears and having to leave the hospital to get himself together.

When he had composed himself he (in all seriousness) looked into the camera and said : 'I am DEFINITELY going to write a song about this.'

I imagine they'd much rather have had a few grand.

cock.

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