Peter Andre on the cover of Heat

[MrsHeffley]

I would normally sound the orange Klaxon but seriously !!!!

Just saw said Heat today with a very posed Pete on the front page.Is there nothing in this man's life he won't pimp out?

I get that it's horrible nursing an ill sibling but....

a)does this man not deserve some dignity and privacy?
b) What does hawking an ill man's battle with cancer achieve?
c) It's not all about you Pete.

cock indeed

I think that we could, or should, create a website that shows the different ways that Pete's love for his kids can be measured and compared - a bit like Chuck Norris Facts.

e.g.: A picture is worth a thousand words. Pete's love for his kids is worth six million pictures ergo six billion (U.S.) words.

"When he had composed himself he (in all seriousness) looked into the camera and said : 'I am DEFINITELY going to write a song about this."

Not another Insania :(

Pete's fuck me eyes look drugged though. He looks like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=big+eyed+dilated&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:%7Breferrer:source%3F%7D&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=5hAv-W2-5EFBFM:&imgrefurl=sapientology.com/body-language/eyes/&docid=DlPcHsMwRHZUCM&imgurl=sapientology.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Cute-Dilated-Pupils.jpg&w=520&h=395&ei=8vWJT-7DLYWd8gOz4oDsDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=176&vpy=189&dur=1778&hovh=196&hovw=258&tx=139&ty=56&sig=113902974186322993665&page=1&tbnh=129&tbnw=170&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:67" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this but without the cute.

Petey's love for his kids could power wind turbines. If it was, y'know. wind. As opposed to so much hot air.

I hate that bloody man...absolutely bloody hate the pompous, self righteous dickhead

corlan is he? does anyone know who he was married too?

Oooh SueP - I just clicked on your pussy and it spawned about six new ones!

Por quoi, Talc

If PA lurved his children so much, he'd have taken that stupid dummy out of Princesses gob long ago. (I'm hoping she's cast it aside now)

She looked like Maggie Simpson and not in a good way.

But on the one photo she had dummy in mouth. Then next photo "Princess goes to salon with Katie to have her hair straightened".

Hang on,

Aaahh.

Her name is no longer a mash up of her Grandmothers or Princess any more, keep up she is now named after crisps, Pringle!

tbh i think princess is the strangest looking little girl and not in a good way im not normally so cruel about little children but she has his face and its creepy on a little girl .

No Sophie I read she was called Wotsit.

Cheesey and orange like her father.

mrsjay glad im not the only one to find the child odd looking!

Lisa

God help the child when the Andre nose matures.

Peter and Katie have both had nose jobs....but, of course, the child inherits the original conk not the nice, tidy new one.

I have seen pictures of the Andre brothers nose, it hangs below lip level, wow PA nose is the improved version?

Google his old nose - jesus you could shelter from the rain under it.

ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/20855251.html

Sophie - the more noses I looked at, the more weird they all looked (before and after). What an odd thing to have stuck in the middle of a face.

Not 100% convinced that PA has had a nose job.
I mean think how many times that guy must've been punched?

Break/swell/heal/normal/break/swell/heal/but a leetle bit squished/break....

Any photo will look different depending on how long it is since someone caved his face inthe light and camera angle.

www.google.co.uk/search?q=peter+andre+and+brothers&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=qAmKT7SnEonc8QOgr9TRCQ&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CF0Q_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=690 tragic noses! lets hope watsit doesn't inherit it!