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AIBU to think that MN is unreaasonble to have a divorce thread...

134 replies

jumjum · 16/03/2012 23:02

... a realtionship thread even a sleep thread but not a marriage thread? How can marriage be redefined if MN doesn't even recognise it?

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Valpollicella · 16/03/2012 23:53

Nun, I think you'll find bumsex has been referenced above Wink

RhinosDontEatPancakes · 16/03/2012 23:53

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usualsuspect · 16/03/2012 23:54

Drunk , yes
Married , no
In a relationship , yes
If he watches Ice road truckers again , hes gone
Ok

whethergirl · 16/03/2012 23:57

I think we should have an 'encounters' as a topic where we can have updates on your purchases in your local butchers.

How about 'colleagues' for a topic? Also:

Neighbours
People I walk past
Friends of friends
Friends of friends, of friends
Incidents with people I hardly know, but would love to know better if given half the chance

etc etc

AgentZigzag · 16/03/2012 23:58

You're right to put your foot down with ice road truckers Usual, I found that out too late and DH got onto watching IRT deadliest roads Sad

AgentZigzag · 16/03/2012 23:59

I've already told him we're not watching the fucking Apprentice this year.

usualsuspect · 16/03/2012 23:59

Thats the slippery slope, he will move on to Dog the Bounty Hunter if you don't put you foot down Sad

AgentZigzag · 17/03/2012 00:00

Although the way my last post reads may spice the program up a bit Grin

SparkyMcSparrow · 17/03/2012 00:01

No Alan Sugar in his birthday suit

MyNameIsntFUCKINGWarren · 17/03/2012 00:02

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Valpollicella · 17/03/2012 00:03

Can we have a Lost Sock topic? We could all post thread about the random unpaired socks we have.

Then other MNers could be matched to us if they have a similar odd sock.

I know this would be a mere transitory relationship but think of all the odd socks that would be saved from the bin/being turned into dusters/made into sock puppets

Anniegetyourgun · 17/03/2012 00:05

I see what you did there, Val Wink

AgentZigzag · 17/03/2012 00:05

'think of all the odd socks that would be saved from the bin/being turned into dusters/made into sock puppets'

Or wank socks Envy

Valpollicella · 17/03/2012 00:06

Snogs which could have had potential

Thought he might have had a massive wanger but had to peer over my bifocals to see it

Men who have teddies on the bed and their dead grandmothers clothes in the wardrobe (aka run for the fucking hills)

Snappy titles for opics, non?

MyNameIsntFUCKINGWarren · 17/03/2012 00:06

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Valpollicella · 17/03/2012 00:07

I can't believe I forgot about wank socks.....

Won't someone think of the poor socks, abandoned to their fate as wank socks.

Shall we have an appeal? Raise some money to support them? The poor crusty buggers

SparkyMcSparrow · 17/03/2012 00:08

How did this get on to wank socks? Confused

Anniegetyourgun · 17/03/2012 00:09

Warren, what's this fixation on relationships (encounters, what-have-you) with people? I demand a bestiality topic. Or several. And a Sex with Vegetables topic.

AgentZigzag · 17/03/2012 00:09

Actually the little Envy emoticon looks like its having a wank.

Hope he's got his sock at the ready.

whethergirl · 17/03/2012 00:09

Good one Valpollicella. Right, I have 1 black/white striped sock (adult), 1 laddered pop sock, 1 child's Bart Simpsons sock and 1 child's multi coloured striped sock. And that's just off the top of my head.

I think I am going to love the Lost Sock topic. Perhaps we can post photos and give a bit of a background story to each sock.

MyNameIsntFUCKINGWarren · 17/03/2012 00:11

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Anniegetyourgun · 17/03/2012 00:13

Cars? We did have a car sex thread once, actually.

SparkyMcSparrow · 17/03/2012 00:14

I have just had some seriously disturbing thought about car fucking Confused

Valpollicella · 17/03/2012 00:17

Did it involve triple exausts and big beautiful hubcaps Sparky?

You filthy thing

SparkyMcSparrow · 17/03/2012 00:18
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