AIBU to think that MN is unreaasonble to have a divorce thread...

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... a realtionship thread even a sleep thread but not a marriage thread? How can marriage be redefined if MN doesn't even recognise it?

What kinds of threads do you evisage being in the marriage topic?

Noooooo you don't have a relationship with everyone you meet. If you do that's called boundary issues.

Sorry to hear your illing Warren.

Get your husband to read out all the threads in active and then dictate your replies to him. Bet he'd do it. Not like some common law 'husband'. They're good for nothing according to Jumjum

Marriage topic

My husband and I are extremely happy. We have anal sex and afterwards we go for a walk assuming we can walk in the lovely park, then he buys us a bottle of vodka and we go home and get hammered while our darling son sits and watches Cbeebies and eats McDonalds and drinks coke.

Arn't we such a happy family? Shove that up your back passage!

Warren, have you had sex in the stewing steak? I think we need to establish what a marriage is.

Belldame.. I didn't say relationships were inferior only different and perhaps that marriage merited a separate thread.
Clearly the wine consumed by MNs tonite is contributing to the rather expletive rich comments to this thread but it seems to me that some MNs feel threatened by even the word marriage. How sad.... nite nite

Butchers sex. No there's somewhere I haven't done it!

Did you just put up with him until he took you up the aisle Warren?

Sober? yup
Married? Yup
Threatened?Nope
Bewildered? Too fucking right I am!

yabu
even if this might be in aibu
if you are in a happy loving marriage, chances are you won't need to post about it, I don't,

It has a seperate thread all the time there are loads of them. pffft

Sober? Yes
Married ? Yes
threatend? I don't think i am, you?

Will probably regret in the morning?

It's all getting a bit Twilight Zone here, isn't it. Shouldn't Friday nights be about and bumsex?

Still waiting for someone to explain why not thinking marriage needs a separate topic means hostility to the concept of marriage. I don't think garlic bread merits a separate topic but I love the stuff.

Mind you I'd be first to vote for a Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows topic. I can even think of several possible threads. "With cream or without?" "Does the cream have to be whipped?" "Instant hot choc mix - worth the bother?" "Does anyone else use the BIG marshmallows?" Yes, I think that could be a runner.

Nun I have mentioned bumsex and am on the Hows I doing?