To think that I'm better than all of you?

[TandB]

Come on. Let's all stop pussyfooting around with the 'I'm not judging but...' threads. Let's just come right out and say it. I'll start us off...

My choices are right. Yours are wrong.
I am morally correct. You are morally deficient.
My contribution to society is more valid than yours.
My children are better adjusted, more intelligent, politer and more likely to succeed. They also have more shapely ears and cleaner nostrils.
I am generally just a better specimen of humanity than all of you lot who have just got it all a bit wrong.

I can type and make sense to myself whilst drunk.

My kung fu out kung fus your kung fu.

My judginess is far superior judging to your shitty effort, just take a look at the size of my judgy pants...

Uh, maybe don't actually

Yeah, but you smell of wee

But I smell of better quality wee than you. The week smell of smells like roses.

[faints at the size of zigzag's pants]

Yes, everything I do is right, everyone else is wrong

I am a far superior mother/wife/person/whatever and you should all aspire to be me

Meh

as long as you think so deary

its your little world so you can make the rules

I reverse better than you!
(Hopes I have the right "Panda" now )

Wee I, not week.

Arion - are you the woman from the lanes?

In which case I am more stubborn than you!

Yeah, but my typing's better than yours...

Yes, now you come to mention it, you're so right.

My norks are bigger than yours

And my fanjo's more muscly

My typing is only bad because I am to busy interacting with my children better than you.

Too busy.

Fuckit.

YANBU

But I bet I have more chocolate than you

Therefore I don't care

How are your dffodils though? Mine have won wards. nd rosettes.

I think you'll find that mkes me the winner.

Except I might lose points becuse the puppy te the off my keybord.

Bollocks.

Now I want chocolate.

My snake is longer and prettier than your snake. My snake could eat your snake

I've had chocolate, I nicked it off ds2 It was a caramel freddo.

I had the choice to be better than you but I choose to not give a shit and go on nice holidays instead.

see, am also generous and everything

My children are in bed at a more reasonable hour than yours.

I also have chocolate.

mmmmmm. It's lovely.

'nice holidays' are for pussies. What you need to try are 'action holidays' which is what I do.

hiddenhome - tis your duty as a parent. You're looking after his teeth

I have better chocolate than you, tis very yummy Green n Blacks bought by my also superior DH.

This is true