To think that I'm better than all of you?

[TandB]

Come on. Let's all stop pussyfooting around with the 'I'm not judging but...' threads. Let's just come right out and say it. I'll start us off...

My choices are right. Yours are wrong.
I am morally correct. You are morally deficient.
My contribution to society is more valid than yours.
My children are better adjusted, more intelligent, politer and more likely to succeed. They also have more shapely ears and cleaner nostrils.
I am generally just a better specimen of humanity than all of you lot who have just got it all a bit wrong.

Chocolate Vodka
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I pwn all of you

pwn??

Sorry catgirl, you don't win. A good mother speaks in full sentences with PROPER words and not in text speak .

I win.
I got up, fed DS1 and plonked him in front of cbeebies, fed and speed burped DS2, threw him at his aunt, assembled a line of expressed milk bags for DP and fled the scene. I am now halfway across London on my way to compete in a sport I haven't done in three years.

Actually not sure whether this makes me highly efficient or a Bad Mother abandoning her offspring.

You pawn all of us, Catgirl? I don't think you'll get much for us.

Well, except me of course. My price is beyond rubies.