To think that I'm better than all of you?

[TandB]

Come on. Let's all stop pussyfooting around with the 'I'm not judging but...' threads. Let's just come right out and say it. I'll start us off...

My choices are right. Yours are wrong.
I am morally correct. You are morally deficient.
My contribution to society is more valid than yours.
My children are better adjusted, more intelligent, politer and more likely to succeed. They also have more shapely ears and cleaner nostrils.
I am generally just a better specimen of humanity than all of you lot who have just got it all a bit wrong.

I am better as I have more quality three for a tenner Asda wine :)

My sacrifices for my dcs are bigger than everyone elses sacrifices. I eat their chocolate and risk getting dental cavities just to save their teeth

I have nice nails.

:)

Yes but i have 5 kg of the stuff. 5 kg I tells ya. Bet you don't have 5k of Green and Blacks and everyone knows it's quantity not quality when it comes to chocolate. Rule number 1 learnt in childhood.

I have nice nails too!
I also have hot chocolate and marshmallows

I can drink more vodka than all of you

I don't have nice nails, but I do have...........wasabi beans!!!!

Is it coloured vodka though?

with colour and glitter?

I don't have wasabi beans, not do I know what they are

But I have....... Truffle oil

I want glitter vodka

Well I haven't been on here for a few hours as I was just finishing taking my DS through the Learn Cantonese Programme - he is 2! He is now tucked up in bed reading Hamlet...in Latin.

While you have all been busy MNing.

I am thus a much superior person.

Oh and usual I can drink more vodka than you and mine is flavoured! Made by my own fair hands...in the dishwasher.

truffle oil eh?

My chickens find truffles in my back garden. They find them and present them to me and I sell them on ebay.

I'm going to make glitter vodka...

Yes we tried that Cantonese programme Lesley, but to be honest, it was a bit basic for my foetus...

Bah, my ds2 could play mendelssohn's violin concerto when he was 14 months old. He's recently had auditions for the LSO, but they said he'll need a booster seat

My DCs had moved on to Latin by 3 weeks, I fear you are a bit behind
That must be because mine are GIFTED AND TALENTED they have been since birth you know

I am drunker than everyone on MN so ner ner ner

when ds2 was born, the mw found that he'd carved the placenta into several Russian icons complete with gilt edging.

What... only since birth tantrums?

But my 2 YO can make bigger and better noises filling her nappy than yours lesley.

Hamlet is just so Elizabethan

My egg was nicer than your egg. My eggs are like Faberge eggs with gold and diamonds stuck on to them

Well I know they were g&t in utero but no one believed me, they used to kick in morse code

Mine used to discuss Socrates with me in Ancient Greek before even my mum was born.

So ner.

Mine discussed Socrates before Socrates was even born.

[gets carried away]