There, now I've got your attention...
Go and book a smear test. Yes, YOU.
I'm having emergency treatment tomorrow to remove a large part of my cervix, so I probably won't be able to carry a child to term successfully. I am 24, and otherwise healthy; I don't smoke, hardly drink, exercise regularly, I'm not overweight and I eat more fruit and vegetables than is necessary.
Just get checked. It's really, really important.
Thank you for your time.